Tabula Rasa

[ELVIS]

Probably living their lives while you spend all day on the interweb?

See you later, captain doucher....

If you only knew...

Have fun flirting with the bar maid...

[ashstralia]

Elvis can't stop the government rays from destroying his life, making him an addict, and alienating his entire family...

LOL to be a fly on the wall in that household!

apparently it's a purple wall. but it has a silver flake.

[ELVIS]

Oh, you guys are good together...

[flappo]

jfail loses it

[flappo]

Oh, you guys are good together...

shit tends to cling together

[flappo]

well i must say things are really healing up well

[ELVIS]

Loser. How much does your wife regret marrying a forty something washed-up fuckwit like you?

Instead of spending your time being a cunt on the internet, "Elvis," why don't you spend some time getting over your obvious issues with women and your fear of vaginas and actually learn to please one?

Both Elvis and Jesus think you're an asshole...

Why do you always have to try to get at someone by injecting as much personal information as possible ??

Have I ever once done that to you or anyone ??

No, because I don't know anyone's personal bullshit...

And If I did I would not use it to try to hurt someone's feelings...

That's exactly how you queers operate and I've been tired of it...

You can't match wits so you fags always resort to personal attacks...

Well, fuck you pal...

I'll still be here ages after you're the dust the wind refuses to blow...

Fag...

[ELVIS]

And take this to the morning bar with you, loser...

FUNK U !!!

[flappo]

celine dion's favourite film

[ELVIS]

I love that fucking FUNK U song...

Ted's 63 year old screaming vocals kick total ass on that track...

[ELVIS]

I take it back...

Don't take that song to any loser bar...

[ELVIS]

This is not quite as rocking...

I'm sure you can fuck the bar maid whore to it...

Not bad though...

[ELVIS]

That's Tabula Rasa, BTW...

Not Deep Purple...

[ELVIS]

I found this somewhere on the internet...

[flappo]

Why do you always have to try to get at someone by injecting as much personal information as possible ??

Have I ever once done that to you or anyone ??

No, because I don't know anyone's personal bullshit...

And If I did I would not use it to try to hurt someone's feelings...

That's exactly how you queers operate and I've been tired of it...

You can't match wits so you fags always resort to personal attacks...

Well, fuck you pal...

I'll still be here ages after you're the dust the wind refuses to blow...

Fag...

it's one of the many reasons he's an ex-mod and you're an army legend