Bring Flappo back!

[VetteLS5]

Come on vandy... You're not one of those fellas across the pond that use goats & sheep to keep the yard neat... plus the side benefits..?

I thought he preferred kangaroos? Or is Kristy lying about that?

[Anonymous]

Holy goddamned FUCK!

LOOKIT THE ENGINE ON THAT LAWNMOWER!!!!!

H-O-T fuckin' HOT!

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

I thought he preferred kangaroos? Or is Kristy lying about that?

Kristy wasn't talkin' about Vandy.

Vandy's a broon bandit, not Australasian.

Cool, the dictionary recognizes "Australasian". And "curiouser". You can tell the guys who developed this browser were smart, handsome people with EXCELLENT taste in entertainment.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Come on vandy... You're not one of those fellas across the pond that use goats & sheep to keep the yard neat... plus the side benefits..?

I can see you never had to spend a winter under extreme conditions... livestock can save your life!

Cheers!

[ZahZoo]

Holy goddamned FUCK!

LOOKIT THE ENGINE ON THAT LAWNMOWER!!!!!

H-O-T fuckin' HOT!

Cheers!

Check out the self-propelled models...



Hell in Kansas City you can hire em... $75 per quarter acre!!

http://www.bikinilawn.com/aboutus.htm

[Nitro Express]

She's popping a wheelie. I bet she pops other things. That costs extra.

[ZahZoo]

I can see you never had to spend a winter under extreme conditions... livestock can save your life!

Cheers!

I spent 3 fucking miserable winters in Bumfuck, Iowa a few years ago... forget livestock... a decent snow-blower and 4x4 truck got me thru it. Those people up there are gawd-damned nuts... out jogging or walking their damn ugly dogs a 6am with below zero temperatures and minus-20 wind chills. Talk about numb nuts...

[Nitro Express]

She's ready to pump and it's ready jump! Owwwwwwww!

[ZahZoo]

She's ready to pump and it's ready jump! Owwwwwwww!

The easy pull crank is a necessary option...

[Nitro Express]

When you boys are done mowing and trimming the lawn. I want the fence painted. Now I want it done now and no whacking in the trailer!

[Anonymous]

Check out the self-propelled models...



Hell in Kansas City you can hire em... $75 per quarter acre!!

http://www.bikinilawn.com/aboutus.htm

Hot damn, that's some fine, fine workmanship right there, Money.

For some reason, I suddenly became HIGHLY interested in lawnmowers.

Can I hire them even if I don't have a lawn? I just want to fiddle around with all the parts, get down & dirty with the inner tubes & inspect every little button & switch.

Oh, baby!

Cheers!

[Nitro Express]

The easy pull crank is a necessary option...

She's pulling the mower's G string. Damn thing is going to overheat and burp oil.

[Nitro Express]

Hot damn, that's some fine, fine workmanship right there, Money.

For some reason, I suddenly became HIGHLY interested in lawnmowers.

Can I hire them even if I don't have a lawn? I just want to fiddle around with all the parts, get down & dirty with the inner tubes & inspect every little button & switch.

Oh, baby!

Cheers!

You just want her to bend over and pump the primer button.

[Anonymous]

You just want her to bend over and pump the primer button.

Her? Don't be sick, Higgins. Referring to your tools as females just shows shows how lonely you are.

Wait, what? There's a woman in every one of those pictures! Well, I'll be damned! Who'd've thunk it?

Cheers!

[chefcraig]

Now that is cool. Having lived in the not-so-deep south for decades now, I can attest to how gracefully this would fit in with the local mindset. Besides, the King/Queen saddle is just the ultimate touch.