Bring Flappo back!

[Nitro Express]

Hot damn, that's some fine, fine workmanship right there, Money.

For some reason, I suddenly became HIGHLY interested in lawnmowers.

Can I hire them even if I don't have a lawn? I just want to fiddle around with all the parts, get down & dirty with the inner tubes & inspect every little button & switch.

Oh, baby!

Cheers!

You just want her to bend over and pump the primer button.

[Nitro Express]

The easy pull crank is a necessary option...

She's pulling the mower's G string. Damn thing is going to overheat and burp oil.

[Anonymous]

Check out the self-propelled models...



Hell in Kansas City you can hire em... $75 per quarter acre!!

http://www.bikinilawn.com/aboutus.htm

Hot damn, that's some fine, fine workmanship right there, Money.

For some reason, I suddenly became HIGHLY interested in lawnmowers.

Can I hire them even if I don't have a lawn? I just want to fiddle around with all the parts, get down & dirty with the inner tubes & inspect every little button & switch.

Oh, baby!

Cheers!

[Nitro Express]

When you boys are done mowing and trimming the lawn. I want the fence painted. Now I want it done now and no whacking in the trailer!

[ZahZoo]

She's ready to pump and it's ready jump! Owwwwwwww!

The easy pull crank is a necessary option...

[Nitro Express]

She's ready to pump and it's ready jump! Owwwwwwww!

[ZahZoo]

I can see you never had to spend a winter under extreme conditions... livestock can save your life!

Cheers!

I spent 3 fucking miserable winters in Bumfuck, Iowa a few years ago... forget livestock... a decent snow-blower and 4x4 truck got me thru it. Those people up there are gawd-damned nuts... out jogging or walking their damn ugly dogs a 6am with below zero temperatures and minus-20 wind chills. Talk about numb nuts...

[Nitro Express]

She's popping a wheelie. I bet she pops other things. That costs extra.

[ZahZoo]

Holy goddamned FUCK!

LOOKIT THE ENGINE ON THAT LAWNMOWER!!!!!

H-O-T fuckin' HOT!

Cheers!

Check out the self-propelled models...



Hell in Kansas City you can hire em... $75 per quarter acre!!

http://www.bikinilawn.com/aboutus.htm

[Anonymous]

Come on vandy... You're not one of those fellas across the pond that use goats & sheep to keep the yard neat... plus the side benefits..?

I can see you never had to spend a winter under extreme conditions... livestock can save your life!

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

I thought he preferred kangaroos? Or is Kristy lying about that?

Kristy wasn't talkin' about Vandy.

Vandy's a broon bandit, not Australasian.

Cool, the dictionary recognizes "Australasian". And "curiouser". You can tell the guys who developed this browser were smart, handsome people with EXCELLENT taste in entertainment.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Holy goddamned FUCK!

LOOKIT THE ENGINE ON THAT LAWNMOWER!!!!!

H-O-T fuckin' HOT!

Cheers!

[VetteLS5]

Come on vandy... You're not one of those fellas across the pond that use goats & sheep to keep the yard neat... plus the side benefits..?

I thought he preferred kangaroos? Or is Kristy lying about that?

[ZahZoo]

[Anonymous]

That is an abomination. And I hope my next ex wife Miley never sees it.

It's not THAT different. I missed Skanky Cyrus' tongue, sure, but other than that, I really couldn't tell the difference.

Did I mention that the only bit of Skanky that interests me is her tongue?

I'd like that all over my unmentionables, but you can keep the rest of her.

Banging a crack whore au naturéle is a far less risky endeavour than just being in the same room as Skanky Cyrus.

Cheers!