Bring Flappo back!

[Nitro Express]

You also need a cinder block...

Here's a tip... take a 6 foot (2m) step ladder. Lay it flat on the ground. Place the cinder-block under to top portion of the ladder raising it about 15 inches off the ground.

Now take your Craftsman 1500 42" mower and drive the front wheels up onto the bottom side-rails of the ladder. Now you have a solid secure lift for changing oil or replacing drive-belts. Although it's best to remove the mower deck before driving up onto the improvised lift when changing belts...

You asked...

Get four cinder blocks and two ladders. Put ply wood over the two ladders propped up on two sets of cinder blocks. Drive the mower onto the plywood at full speed and jump the damn thing! Best done while buzzed on cheap beer from Walmart.

[DONNIEP]

Get four cinder blocks and two ladders. Put ply wood over the two ladders propped up on two sets of cinder blocks. Drive the mower onto the plywood at full speed and jump the damn thing! Best done while buzzed on cheap beer from Walmart.

Natural Ice 18 packs are on sale this week! Stock up bitches!!

[DONNIEP]

Oh, and in case you actually decide to try Nitro's lawn mower jump, please be sure and remove your deck before you jump it. Not only will you get more speed on the launch and improved hang time, you'll still be able to cut grass afterwards. Well, after you finish signing autographs for the whole damn neighborhood!

[Nitro Express]

Natural Ice 18 packs are on sale this week! Stock up bitches!!

You will be mowing like these guys.

[DONNIEP]

You will be mowing like these guys.

Now that's some seriously good redneckin' right there!

[ZahZoo]

Get four cinder blocks and two ladders. Put ply wood over the two ladders propped up on two sets of cinder blocks. Drive the mower onto the plywood at full speed and jump the damn thing! Best done while buzzed on cheap beer from Walmart.

That's a viable option... but since I just installed a new tie-rod and torqued/lubed up all the front end suspension... I think I'll hold off.

It's driving in a straight line again after a bout a year and half of bent suspension from running into stumps and rocks. The suspensions are shit on those lawn tractors...

[Nitro Express]

Oh, and in case you actually decide to try Nitro's lawn mower jump, please be sure and remove your deck before you jump it. Not only will you get more speed on the launch and improved hang time, you'll still be able to cut grass afterwards. Well, after you finish signing autographs for the whole damn neighborhood!

Become a bigger neighborhood celebrity by jumping over the neighbor's kids. If you get lucky and don't end up sending them to the Emergency Room you might actually get laid by their moms.

[Nitro Express]

That's a viable option... but since I just installed a new tie-rod and torqued/lubed up all the front end suspension... I think I'll hold off.

It's driving in a straight line again after a bout a year and half of bent suspension from running into stumps and rocks. The suspensions are shit on those lawn tractors...

Running into stumps and rocks? You are supposed to drive on the lawn, now go off roading with the thing.

[DONNIEP]

Become a bigger neighborhood celebrity by jumping over the neighbor's kids. If you get lucky and don't end up sending them to the Emergency Room you might actually get laid by their moms.

Ah, you can bang most moms after two drinks and a wink.

[ZahZoo]

Running into stumps and rocks? You are supposed to drive on the lawn, now go off roading with the thing.

I get distracted when my cup holder falls off and I lose my beer...

[DONNIEP]

I get distracted when my cup holder falls off and I lose my beer...

I need to get me a gold Screamin' Chicken sticker for the hood of mine!

[Angel]

How can someone on a message forum mess with your private life and livelihood? Did Flappo hack your bank account or physically stalk you in you hometown? Please. You just didn't like what he was posting. You took some dumb ass on the internet too seriously.

I'm not talking about me...There were others that were cyber-stalked if I remember correctly. Including their employees and place of business. I recall reading a very bad, albeit hilarious, review of a certain person's place of business. Yes, I found that offensive and over the line...and I can't stand the bastard it was done to.

I didn't even get one decent photoshop...bastard...

[DONNIEP]

I'm not talking about me...There were others that were cyber-stalked if I remember correctly. Including their employees and place of business. I recall reading a very bad, albeit hilarious, review of a certain person's place of business. Yes, I found that offensive and over the line...and I can't stand the bastard it was done to.

I didn't even get one decent photoshop...bastard...

Yep, that was over the line.

[VetteLS5]

Yep, that was over the line.

Angel not getting a photoshop? Agreed.

[Angel]

Angel not getting a photoshop? Agreed.

No shit! And it's super easy to find pictures of me on Google!