Bring Flappo back!

[DONNIEP]

he gave Donnie the box

Gave?? Why sir, I'll have you know that was a concession to one of my outlandish demands! Ok, so he actually just gave it to me. But don't tell anybody else.

[Nitro Express]

Wait, what?

Well, fuck this shit. Between this & Obama's "the Earth will boil over", I give up trying to figure out this hoax. Too many people adding to it, no official canon, a shitload of fan-fiction, it's just too complicated.

The Moon landing, now THERE's a good, clean hoax. No back-pedalling, no revisions, a beginning & an ending. THAT is how I like my fiction.

Cheers!

I blame it all on Obama. He can't keep his lies straight and this adds to the confusion. He came in Mr. Clean Coal and nows he's coal will kill us all and we need to go nuclear. Obama isn't even a good liar. People got too taken with his charisma and failed to see the lack of substance in the man.

Listen to these coal miner dip shits. Ha! ha! ha! ha! How you feel now?

[Nitro Express]

Will they look like the young Chaka Khan?

See. That's why the 80's was such a great decade. There was lot's of black virgin sex going on. When everyone turned gay is when the weather started changing.

[Anonymous]

he gave Donnie the box

Well, I didn't say he was a HORRIBLE neighbour, did I?

Just a not very good one, is all.

Cheers!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Do you?

Well, just try to borrow his lawnmower, see if he'll lend it to you. Or a ladder.

Not a hope.

Cheers!

he gave Donnie the box

[Anonymous]

Besides, everybody knows the weather has nothing to do with how hot the earth is. So nothing to worry about.

Wait, what?

Well, fuck this shit. Between this & Obama's "the Earth will boil over", I give up trying to figure out this hoax. Too many people adding to it, no official canon, a shitload of fan-fiction, it's just too complicated.

The Moon landing, now THERE's a good, clean hoax. No back-pedalling, no revisions, a beginning & an ending. THAT is how I like my fiction.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

I hear if we have sex with black virgins the curse is lifted and goes away.

Will they look like the young Chaka Khan?

[Anonymous]

I hear if we have sex with black virgins the curse is lifted and goes away.

Do they have to be virgins?

Virgins aren't very interesting... tell you what, you & Donnie break 'em up a bit for me. Teach them a few tricks, get it sorted out. I'll go in when they're good & ready.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

There's that Global Wrming thing again.

It's Man's fault.

The WHITE man's fault.

Cheers!

Nah, it's just your typical dry summer here. Just like all the rest. Besides, everybody knows the weather has nothing to do with how hot the earth is. So nothing to worry about.

[Nitro Express]

There's that Global Wrming thing again.

It's Man's fault.

The WHITE man's fault.

Cheers!

I hear if we have sex with black virgins the curse is lifted and goes away.

[Nitro Express]

Flat roofs get crushed by the snow load here.

[Anonymous]

Man, you couldn't have a roof garden here. It's almost a hundred just about every day and sunny. The only thing you could grow is dirt.

There's that Global Wrming thing again.

It's Man's fault.

The WHITE man's fault.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

They just beg for it. Let's become con artists and go in 50/50.

Let's.

Since I had the idea,your 50% will be taken out of my 50%.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Oh the answer is of course a roof garden . Thank you for playing

Man, you couldn't have a roof garden here. It's almost a hundred just about every day and sunny. The only thing you could grow is dirt.

[Nitro Express]

Oh, Vandy. Don't tell me you haven't noticed the blatant sarcasm in my "angry" post?

I am disappointed in you, my son.

Now, when you say "poke the bear"... does it have anything to do with that fellating bear we've heard so much about? And where would you be in that situation?

Cheers!

Now if it's poke the peddi-bear I'm going to get concerned here. That means this place is becoming more and more like the US Congress or British Parliament.