What's cool about your Hometown?

[NATEDOG001976]

Minneapolis: Population 380,000

What Minneapolis brings to the table.

Hockey: We are the best hockey players in the world, Canada? I say fuck Canada.

Best Buy: Where would you be today without Best Buy?

3m: You would be lost and fucked without post-it notes...lol

General Mills: You would be pretty pissed if you couldn't have your damm cheerios every morning.

Honeywell: We build the bombs that drop on Iraq.

Music: Prince, Soul Asylum, Morris Day & the Time, Jayhawks, Replacements, Husker Du, Jimmy Jam and Swampp Gass.

Women: Endless Blonde hoties!

[DrMaddVibe]

Smashing

[NATEDOG001976]

Nice!

[larbo]

What's cool about my hometown? There's no negros in it. I agree with you about hockey. I say FUCK CANADA too. Musicwise, I would'nt be too proud of JIMMY JAM though.

[franksters]

Originally posted by larbo
What's cool about my hometown? There's no negros in it. I agree with you about hockey. I say FUCK CANADA too. Musicwise, I would'nt be too proud of JIMMY JAM though.

Ruining good thread again with your racist mindless horseshit post.

[larbo]

Originally posted by franksters
Ruining good thread again with your racist mindless horseshit post.

FUCK CANADA

[Matt White]

Originally posted by larbo
FUCK CANADA

ONE HOT CANADIAN CHICK AT A TIME!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Nitro Express]

Sun Valley Idaho

First luxery ski resort town in the US.

Ernest Hemmingway blew his brains out there.

Hometown of Picabo Street olympic downhill medalist

Lot's of celebrities from Arnold Swarzeneggar to Oprah Winfrey have home there but who really cares?

One of the best ski hills in the US

Lot's of cute women

Fantastic New Years parties!

[bfm]

Auckland

Why? North shore sluts
Why? there easy

How? buy a car
STD's? 78.5% chance but well worth the risk

No celebrities cause the morons think where part of Australia (fuck australia)

Over populated with islanders and maoris ( native race, easy to rip the piss out off. also smell like dead animals)

[franksters]

Matt, lol!

I see you've tasted that before!!!

Canadian girls are nice and friendly!

[floyd95]

Houston, Texas
What's Not Cool About Houston
Former home to Enron
Home to Halliburton
Everything's named for a Bush (Dubya's parents live here)
George and Barbara Bush
Red State
Rednecks
The Houston Texans
Humidity
Mosquitos
Smog
Traffic
Crime

[floyd95]

When I went to vote in last years Presidential elections, the polling site closest to me was the Barbara Bush library.

What kind of fucking bullshit is that?

[floyd95]

oh i forgot a few

tom delay
andrea yates
the astrodome
illegal aliens
the emergency rooms here are a death trap
the roads are horrible all designed by aggie engineers
the city is ugly
built on a swamp
hurricane prone
no evacution possible

the official aggie evacution route is loop 610

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Matt White
ONE HOT CANADIAN CHICK AT A TIME!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

yeah woooo! check out my sig! a cha cha cha!

[Coyote]

Why my hometown rocks? For the past 6 years we've had a little two-day rock festival here. (which in turn means more girls around that time and so forth)

Some girls out here... Miss Universe & Playmate material.

Why my hometown sucks?

Most girls out here... Uglier than a wookie's armpit.

Everybody knows everybody
(So ya just can't go fuckin' every skirt in town, word'll spread. The popular theory also being that we're all somehow related. Which is why I haven't been that active in my sexual escapades. In my town, at least.)

Only two bars in town
(whereas there used to be 5 or 6 bars here)

Nothing to do
(most places one can socialize close at midnight, at the latest)

No room for progress
(Come up with some new store or hangout, nobody will check it out.)

Monkeys runnin' the place.
(Prime example #1: The heads of this town almost struck a deal with this company, which in turn would've meant getting a gas storage facility within a mile of the high school, fire station, etc. Worst part, if the thing went ka-blooey, blast radius would've been roughly 4 miles or more.
Example #2: Some idiot came up with the idea that the "mountain" we have here might contain some valuable minerals, or something.
Machines were roarin' to go. Well, geological analysts checked out the place only to find pretty much nothing.
The monkeys don't care though, they still want to fuck up the mountain by constructing a "ski pipe" within the joint. The debate's still goin'.)

Monkeys runnin' around in a circle.
(Wanna go cruisin'? Ya got two choises: Downtown or outta-town.
Downtown is basically the size of a New York City block, and you drive around that in a circle, so that tells you 'bout the extreme levels of fun one can have here...
That's not the fun part: There are fuckin' TRACTORS runnin' around here too! Those are usually guys who are almost 17.
Them things are always packed with either their friends or jailbait.)