Robertson: “God Even Angrier with Chile than Haiti"

[Dr. Love]

doubtful, it's a well known religifact that earthquakes are caused by a frustrated God jumping up and down

[Seshmeister]

Religifacts are a bit surprising sometimes. The supreme being has created at least the 100 000 000 000 galaxies the Hubble telescope can see and each galaxy has an average of around 100 000 000 000 stars in it.

So out of the 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 stars we know about it's a little surprising that he gets upset where the odd monkey penis ends up and even more so that when he does, suddenly he is limited to earthquakes.

BTW I hope everyone realises the original story was satire. Its not so easy to spot when its about that Robertson bozo.

[bueno bob]

Guys like Pat Robertson make my arguments against organized religion for me. I could add some personal commentary, but who in their right mind really needs it? Pat makes my argument for me.

[Dr. Love]

Bob, he only appeals to those that don't have a mind in the first place

[Satan]

Pat Robertson is great for business. He and those other fundagelical lunatics drive more people away from God than I could ever do on my own.

[chefcraig]

BTW I hope everyone realises the original story was satire. Its not so easy to spot when its about that Robertson bozo.

And that's the real pisser here. I'm pretty sure everyone at this site that clicked on the link noticed the heading "Don't take the world too seriously", yet this did not prevent several sites (including the Examiner) from believing this was a real story. And as you pointed out, people are so used to the blathering of this halfwit that they wound up taking it (ironically) on faith.

[Satan]

I only knew it was a fake story because Pat Robertson doesn't work weekends. But now that it's Monday, I'm sure he'll say something dumb for real on today's 700 Club.

[binnie]

***shakes head in the shameful knowledge that he is from the same species at this man***

Anyone who counts Pinochet a 'friend' is a lot closer to Satan than to God....

[Hardrock69]

Why can't God be angry at Pat Robertson?

Why can't God be angry at Dick Cheney and give him the heart attack he deserves that will send him on his way to Satan's Vacation Resort For The Criminally Evil?

[Seshmeister]

***shakes head in the shameful knowledge that he is from the same species at this man***

Anyone who counts Pinochet a 'friend' is a lot closer to Satan than to God....

A certain 'woman' springs to mind...

[ThrillsNSpills]

.....

[Guitar Shark]

I could add some personal commentary, but who in their right mind really needs it?

BBB and his "ilk", for starters

[Nitro Express]

Yeah. Chile pulled itself out of a economic slump without taking any foreign loans and they work hard, have great seafood, and great wine. Probably one of the better areas in South America and that's why God smit them.

[Nitro Express]

Pat Robertson is great for business. He and those other fundagelical lunatics drive more people away from God than I could ever do on my own.

Makes me want to oil up and participate in a Luciferian fertility ritual. It's spring and the moon is full!

[Nitro Express]

***shakes head in the shameful knowledge that he is from the same species at this man***

Anyone who counts Pinochet a 'friend' is a lot closer to Satan than to God....

I think Pat had a threesome with General Pinochet, and Henry Kissinger.