Ashton Kutcher lands on 'Two and a Half Men'

[Seshmeister]

Demi Moore lives in Hailey, Idaho which is just a few miles down the road from where I grew up. She's nice enough to buy the fireworks every 4th of July. My uncle is a structural engineer and did the engineering on her house when she was still married to Bruce Willis. They wanted a log home but were afraid of fire danger so they had a house made of molded concrete to look like logs. It cost an absolute fortune but my uncle said the job was so well done you can't tell it's concrete. They brought in experts from California who build movie sets and amusement rides to do the work. I wonder if she still lives in that house.

Is this uncle a brother of the one that went to the moon or is he on the side of the family with all the presidents?

[Terry]

Wrong....

Perhaps, but Bale can act, so he's actually got something to be smug about.

[Terry]

The problem is he will always be Kelso. In every role in every part. Much like Keanu Reeves. Zero range. But if the part is written with that in mind, it might be okay. I think this will flop though. It will get enormous ratings the first show, and possibly a couple right after that. But I don't see the ratings staying high much after that.

But who knows. If it is a rebirth for the show, it could go another 5 seasons. All depends on what they do with the plot and if it is believable & funny.

I'm just glad they are keeping it going for the sake of John Crier and the kid who finally started making good money this season. Those 2 guys are great and deserve to keep working and not have Charlie fuck it all up.

I mean, not to belittle anyone who likes the show, but to me 2 & 1/2 Men was a typical piece of formulaic sitcom shit to begin with. Like, regardless of how much revenue it generated or how many people watched it, it was still swill. Thus, does it really matter if Sheen stays or Kutcher replaces him? It's lightweight brain fluff, so Kutcher shouldn't have any problems fitting right in, and fans of the show shouldn't have any problem accepting him. It's not like going from Sheen to Kutcher is a downgrade on a scale of, say, Masterpiece Theater to Hee-Haw. Far as Crier and the kid go, um, there are plenty of people out there working much harder for much less; I doubt they were living on food stamps prior to this season, you know?

I liked That 70's Show. Kutcher has a facility for playing good-natured dimwits and is able to hit his marks, so I'm sure he has the necessary...er..."skill set" to pull off whatever role is created for him on the show.

Best thing to come out of the whole Men series for me WAS Sheen's drug-induced barrage of media rantings. Beyond that, the rest is of no consequence.

[Nitro Express]

Is this uncle a brother of the one that went to the moon or is he on the side of the family with all the presidents?

My niece is an interior designer and was hired by Mitt Romney last year. My mom went to school with John Hunstman and they were friends so if his son runs and wins the presidency in 2012 then yes, we might have connections to a president.

[SunisinuS]

Well one thing you all did not ask is: What Part?

Cryer is moving into Sheen's Role while the Kid is taking Cryer's part. Kutcher is now the .5.

[twonabomber]

kiss of death.

Kutcher will be the new McGinley.

[Anonymous]

I dunno... I may be drunk - I am - but I got the feeling that somehow, women actually like this little ridiculous toadstool.

It can only be due to women sharing a single brain throughout all of 'em. There's no other explanation.

Dome More tries to make Die Hard jealous, so she picks a young, cuntish fuckstain to do it. Naturally, after that every woman suddenly finds Ashton attractive.

Die Hard doesn't give a fuck because he knows he can do Dome whenever he wants - which he probably still does - and now he gets the added benefit of this ridiculous looking thing paying the bills.

But still, if Dome More is "attracted" to the weird looking cunt, there's gotta be something about him, right?

Well, either that or it's the, huh... what's the complex for when the mother wants to do the son? The reverse of that Oedipus shit? "Oh, he's so fuckin' inept, I bet I could mother him & shit"...

Truth is, every woman that say she can't stand Charlie Sheen would jump in bed with the guy as son as he cracked a smile at them. Sure, they'll deny it & they'd try & keep it a secret, but they would... women lie, all the time, that's the sincerest truth of all.

I get more & more disappointed by women every day. If gays weren't even more fucked up, I'd consider switching.

As it is, I'm just hoping for a fuckin' miracle. Ha!

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I dunno... I may be drunk - I am - but I got the feeling that somehow, If gays weren't even more fucked up, I'd consider switching.

As it is, I'm just hoping for a fuckin' miracle. Ha!

Cheers! :bottle:

[hideyoursheep]

kiss of death.

Kutcher will be the new McGinley.

I was about to say...was Ted McGinley busy?


I was never big on that show anyway, saw about 3 episodes....seemed to me that Charlie was playing Charlie..which can't be that hard.

What the hell is Kutcher gonna play? The idiot? He's done that already.


Should have called that guy who played "Red".

[Kristy]

I give it three episodes and then a prompt cancellation.

[hideyoursheep]

Nah..it'll probably go 1 full season, at least...CBS isn't ready to admit they've fucked themselves just yet.

[chefcraig]

Or better yet, Sheen returns to the show, Victoria Principal sees him coming out of the shower and proclaims "It was all a dream!"

[Hardrock69]

Well, Demi Moore is pretty hot. The lucky motherfucker gets to look down and see Demi Moore sucking his cock!

Same thing I said about Jesse James before he fucked up.....for awhile there anyway, he got to look down and see Sandra Bullock blowing him.

Kevin Kline has been receiving slobbery drooling blow jobs for years now from Phoebe Cates.

Lucky motherfuckers....

I really don't give a fuck about sitcoms. The good ones are funny, but in general they are usually too hysterical in their attempts to get a laugh. Just not my cup o' tea.

[binnie]

Has anyone ever been subjected to 'Dude Where's My Car?'

Ashton deserves bad karma for that one

[PETE'S BROTHER]

agreed