Holy Yum Yum! T-Mobile Girl

[Anonymous]

This will become more noticeable to you once you become an older man.

An older... oi, just what are you implying, gramps?

I'm only 29! Age has nothing to do with noticing things.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Terry]

Meh.

I'm still partial to Ginger Flo from the Progressive ads, although mostly because she irks the hell out of me and I'm in the mood for a grudge fuck.

[fifth element]

An older... oi, just what are you implying, gramps?

I'm only 29! Age has nothing to do with noticing things.

Cheers! :bottle:

29? that sounds like a woman denying that she ever gets any older......

[lesfunk]

Imapus is a woman? I would not have guessed

[jhale667]

Hmmm...

I'm not sure exactly when I crossed the line from horny guy to dirty old man. Such a fine line it is. I don't see what the big deal is. I've wanted to fuck girls in their early 20's since I was 14. Now that I am almost 40 that's a problem? Sheesh. That is totally unfair. Now that I can actually afford one & know what the fuck to do to her properly, I'm out of range?

Fuck that.

Depends on your situation; I too have to start dealing with (avoiding) being the creepy old(er) guy, but my situation is kinda unique...but still why not? Plus, as a trusted family member in the same demographic once said to me (paraphrasing) - if you still can (as in they don't run when you approach), and there's no reason why you shouldn't, why wouldn't you?

I think unless you're a fat oaf, it's only over the minute YOU think it is.

I like the idea that we're debating the morality of this thread.

As if a 23 year old model would ever consider stupping a bunch of fat middle aged men. We can all dream though.

Hey, and some of us are no longer fat, so... keep hope alive...

[High Life Man]

Who could be bothered with this?

Teens Leading Search For Missing Friend So They Can Tell Her Who's Pregnant

Ahh...gotta love "The Onion". If you haven't seen "The Onion Movie" it's worth a watch. Some pretty funny stuff.

[sadaist]

I did a similar with this lovely french girl and in the morning she was describing what We needed to do about my blankets hanging as window dressing and how together we could get some curtains ...?

So, I was like,... well, i'll make the pankcakes and we can talk about it. Here we go again ...now I am thinking of a larger litter box or perhaps just a room addition..?

And that's how it starts.


In 5 years you will be thinking....wait, what the fuck just happened?

[clarathecarrot]

I need the chemical connection and when I find it I am one happy sumbitch.

The French girl was back in 1996 I have had a couple other relationships since then but nothing like my last one, she was like the first one back in highschool but so much better.

I am however hopefull as my record states that there has only been a accumulated many or perhaps quite a few semi great relationships inbetween my two great loves.

So, it looks like in about 27 years I will really be happy again and I am so fucking cool with that.

We will always have Paris my love... till then I got drugs booze and a couple floozies..YEA HAH!

[ashstralia]

In 5 years you will be thinking....wait, what the fuck just happened?

5 YEARS!!!!?? my record is 18 months.

[ZahZoo]

I have scars on my liver older than her.

I think this thread crosses into dirty old man territory, lets keep it to the golden half plus 7 age rule please.

Admittedly for Zah that's women over 37...

LMAO... sadly you're only off by 4 years...

[Seshmeister]

Good grief!

I can only hope that reading my posts each day will help delay the inevitable forthcoming dementia or at least keep you abreast of the modern attitudes of the younger generation.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

he said a breast

[fifth element]

how rude!

[Seshmeister]

This thread got 190 000 hits?

The internet is weird...

[Nickdfresh]

Sadly, it seems the t-Mobile girl has gone the way of the bidding site girl. Although, she had more traction...