What are you eating right now?

[Diamondjimi]

Why are you vegetarian ??

Why are you an arsehole?...


When you gonna post your music for us to hear?

[Satan]

Why are you vegetarian ??

Because the only meat available in Sweden is those Ikea meatballs. And you can only eat those so many times before you never want to see them again.

Well.... that and Lutefisk, of course. But once you know how they make that shit, you'll never eat it again.

There is Swedish Fish, but those aren't actually fish.....

[envy_me]

Because the only meat available in Sweden is those Ikea meatballs. And you can only eat those so many times before you never want to see them again.

Well.... that and Lutefisk, of course. But once you know how they make that shit, you'll never eat it again.

There is Swedish Fish, but those aren't actually fish.....

I have never, ever eaten an Ikea meatball. I don't even like Ikea.

[envy_me]

Why are you vegetarian ??

I have been vegetarian for 18 years, and one thing I have learned is to never ever discuss it. I won't change your mind and you won't change my.

[DONNIEP]

I have been vegetarian for 18 years, and one thing I have learned is to never ever discuss it. I won't change your mind and you won't change my.

How can anybody live for 18 years without meat??? That must be like some kind of record or something. Know what I don't understand? Vegans. Sumbitches don't even eat butter or drink milk.

[Satan]

I have been vegetarian for 18 years, and one thing I have learned is to never ever discuss it. I won't change your mind and you won't change my.

Don't worry about changing Nurse Presley's mind on any subject. All of us have tried. Even JC (whom he claims to follow and worship) can't get through to him.

It's kinda sad, really

[envy_me]

How can anybody live for 18 years without meat??? That must be like some kind of record or something. Know what I don't understand? Vegans. Sumbitches don't even eat butter or drink milk.

I wish I had enough strenght to become vegan. I mean if you think about what milk is, to me it's pretty gross. I don't eat eggs, but not because of my vegetarianism, I just find them SO gross. That smell. And what it is. It's chickens ovulation. What's next? Cows menstruation? Oh, wait, we have blood pudding

[envy_me]

Don't worry about changing Nurse Presley's mind on any subject. All of us have tried. Even JC (whom he claims to follow and worship) can't get through to him.

It's kinda sad, really

I like you satan.

[Satan]

How can anybody live for 18 years without meat??? That must be like some kind of record or something. Know what I don't understand? Vegans. Sumbitches don't even eat butter or drink milk.

Milk's not that good anyways. Even if you find some BGH-free stuff from a grass fed free range cow, it will still give you the shits.

Now cheese and ice cream..... that's what keeps this Devil from considering veganism. Don't eat either one every day (for one thing the ice cream melts far too quickly down here) but it's good to know that it's there when I feel like a pint of Cherry Garcia, or a Bacon Double Cheeseburger (no offense intended to our Kosher friends, but they're just damn good, blasphemously or not)

[DONNIEP]

I hate milk. I love butter. And the good Lord intended for us to eat beef - otherwise He wouldn't have made cows so damn slow and stupid. I respect anyone who can pass up a juicy cheeseburger...I just don't understand it. It's kinda like being at a party and saying, "no thanks, I hate alcohol". Yeah, you might live a little longer by passing it up. But bottom line is this - you're gonna take a dirt nap sooner or later. And when you're dying from cancer wouldn't you rather look back and say, "hell YES, I ate every sumbitchin' piece of food I could grab and I enjoyed the fuck out of it!"? We're all gonna kick off within the next 20 or 30 years so why not enjoy every minute? Denying your body of the amazing goodness that the Good Lord hath provided is kinda like hitting the lottery and still going to work every day. Fuck that

[Satan]

Well.... when you do drop dead, don't worry. There's always dragon-flame broiled beef on the grill here in Hell.

[envy_me]

I hate milk. I love butter. And the good Lord intended for us to eat beef - otherwise He wouldn't have made cows so damn slow and stupid. I respect anyone who can pass up a juicy cheeseburger...I just don't understand it. It's kinda like being at a party and saying, "no thanks, I hate alcohol". Yeah, you might live a little longer by passing it up. But bottom line is this - you're gonna take a dirt nap sooner or later. And when you're dying from cancer wouldn't you rather look back and say, "hell YES, I ate every sumbitchin' piece of food I could grab and I enjoyed the fuck out of it!"? We're all gonna kick off within the next 20 or 30 years so why not enjoy every minute? Denying your body of the amazing goodness that the Good Lord hath provided is kinda like hitting the lottery and still going to work every day. Fuck that

That is EXACTLY what I say about children

I am not vegetarian cause of health.

[ELVIS]

Well, I'm about to eat some slow cooked red animal flesh in butter with a couple free range chicken embryos and a fresh tomato...

[Satan]

Hope that's an organic tomato, and not one of those tasteless things from a Monsanto frankenfarm.

[ELVIS]

People eat children in Sweden ??