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Because the only meat available in Sweden is those Ikea meatballs. And you can only eat those so many times before you never want to see them again.
Well.... that and Lutefisk, of course. But once you know how they make that shit, you'll never eat it again.
There is Swedish Fish, but those aren't actually fish.....
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Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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Because the only meat available in Sweden is those Ikea meatballs. And you can only eat those so many times before you never want to see them again.
Well.... that and Lutefisk, of course. But once you know how they make that shit, you'll never eat it again.
There is Swedish Fish, but those aren't actually fish.....
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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It's kinda sad, reallyEternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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I wish I had enough strenght to become vegan. I mean if you think about what milk is, to me it's pretty gross. I don't eat eggs, but not because of my vegetarianism, I just find them SO gross. That smell. And what it is. It's chickens ovulation. What's next? Cows menstruation? Oh, wait, we have blood pudding :DLast edited by envy_me; 07-05-2012, 03:12 AM.The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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Now cheese and ice cream..... that's what keeps this Devil from considering veganism. Don't eat either one every day (for one thing the ice cream melts far too quickly down here) but it's good to know that it's there when I feel like a pint of Cherry Garcia, or a Bacon Double Cheeseburger (no offense intended to our Kosher friends, but they're just damn good, blasphemously or not)Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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I hate milk. I love butter. And the good Lord intended for us to eat beef - otherwise He wouldn't have made cows so damn slow and stupid. I respect anyone who can pass up a juicy cheeseburger...I just don't understand it. It's kinda like being at a party and saying, "no thanks, I hate alcohol". Yeah, you might live a little longer by passing it up. But bottom line is this - you're gonna take a dirt nap sooner or later. And when you're dying from cancer wouldn't you rather look back and say, "hell YES, I ate every sumbitchin' piece of food I could grab and I enjoyed the fuck out of it!"? We're all gonna kick off within the next 20 or 30 years so why not enjoy every minute? Denying your body of the amazing goodness that the Good Lord hath provided is kinda like hitting the lottery and still going to work every day. Fuck thatAmerican by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Well.... when you do drop dead, don't worry. There's always dragon-flame broiled beef on the grill here in Hell.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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I hate milk. I love butter. And the good Lord intended for us to eat beef - otherwise He wouldn't have made cows so damn slow and stupid. I respect anyone who can pass up a juicy cheeseburger...I just don't understand it. It's kinda like being at a party and saying, "no thanks, I hate alcohol". Yeah, you might live a little longer by passing it up. But bottom line is this - you're gonna take a dirt nap sooner or later. And when you're dying from cancer wouldn't you rather look back and say, "hell YES, I ate every sumbitchin' piece of food I could grab and I enjoyed the fuck out of it!"? We're all gonna kick off within the next 20 or 30 years so why not enjoy every minute? Denying your body of the amazing goodness that the Good Lord hath provided is kinda like hitting the lottery and still going to work every day. Fuck that
That is EXACTLY what I say about children :D
I am not vegetarian cause of health.The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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