Happy Birthday, Von Halen!

[Anonymous]

I assume it's your birthday, since a Patriot like you would've REFUSED to be born on any other day of the year.

Von, like the Bald Eagle, you are a Symbol of the Greatest Country in the World, the United States of America.

You are Proud, Manly, Feathered & Magnificent.



Happy Birthday to You & Your Amazing Country.



God Bless America.

Cheers!

[ZahZoo]

I always thought he was born on April Fools Day...

[DONNIEP]

Happy Birthday to my ultra conservative kick ass pal! Even though it ain't his birthday and even though he's a crotchety old fucker, I still like the old bastard!

[Kristy]

What a dark day this is.

[DONNIEP]

What a dark day this is.

Hell no it's not. Now you turn that frown upside down, get over here to my little redneck house, we're gonna go to the Walmart and buy cheap American beer and we'll come back, put on our made in Pakistan American Flag t shirts and chase each other around the yard! And if you're real good, we'll facetime Von later on tonight.

[vandeleur]

Do do you still play banjo on ya porch

[DONNIEP]

Do do you still play banjo on ya porch

No, but we will be playing this song a hell of a lot. Especially after the 9th broonie!!

[Anonymous]

Hell no it's not. Now you turn that frown upside down, get over here to my little redneck house, we're gonna go to the Walmart and buy cheap American beer and we'll come back, put on our made in Pakistan American Flag t shirts and chase each other around the yard! And if you're real good, we'll facetime Von later on tonight.

The American Dream!

Cheers!

[Kristy]

Think I'll stick with my "additive" weed.

[Anonymous]

Kristy, it's the fourth of July. Tomorrow will be the fifth! What are the odds of THAT, eh?

Let's get naked & wrestle a bit around the bed.

Cheers!

[Kristy]

I don't "do" Euro trash

[Anonymous]

Well, neither do I. What's that got to do with anything? Now, which boots will you be wearing?

Cheers!

[Kristy]

I'm beginning to think you have a serious boot fetish.

[Anonymous]

I'm beginning to think you have a serious boot fetish.

Only if you're wearing them, I don't really give a toss about footwear otherwise.

You can be barefooted, though. I like it.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

Would you bang her if she had croc's on or flip flops