Happy Birthday, Von Halen!

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  • vandeleur
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Sep 2009
    • 9865
    #31
    Hahahaha
    fuck your fucking framing

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120
        #32
        I wasn't aware Von was born on the 4th of Jew Lie...

        Hmmm...

        Like I told MoLester Funk...

        Happy Boithday !!

        And don't eat cake...


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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16340
            #33
            Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
            Nah, Kristy's probably getting high while raging at something, right now. She's probably not even aware that me & Donnie are about to fight to the death again.

            Cheers!
            Yeah, just became baked a few minutes ago.

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49210
                #34
                Well Von, we'll have to have a beer on your company card to celebrate!

                Happy birthday you old bastard!

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                  • lesfunk
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3583
                    #35
                    Happy Birthday Von. buggy bumper
                    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 58794
                        #36
                        Geezus..... you lame assed fucks can't even get birthdays right??

                        Fuck it.... back to my beer
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 58794
                            #37
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            I wasn't aware Von was born on the 4th of Jew Lie...
                            I wasn't either. Christ, it's bad enough I have to share a birthday with fucking George Steinbrenner. I hate the fucking Yankees.
                            Eat Us And Smile

                            Cenk For America 2024!!

                            Justice Democrats


                            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                              • Anonymous
                                Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 12749
                                #38
                                Originally posted by FORD
                                Geezus..... you lame assed fucks can't even get birthdays right??

                                Fuck it.... back to my beer
                                Yeah, what the fuck?

                                Anyone who'd've bothered to read my post, which wasn't THAT long & was quite lovingly illustrated to boot would've realized this was all a gag.

                                But like everything else that's written on the internet, it became THE TRUTH!

                                Funny how only Zahzoo, you & Donnie figured it out...

                                Cheers!

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                                  • Nitro Express
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 32798
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                                    I wouldn't bang ANYONE wearing crocs. Not even Cindy Crawford.

                                    Flip flops are ok on women's feet. It's dude's feet that are disgusting. If I ruled the world, I'd force every man to dress in those burkas, or whatever they're called, wear very dark sunglasses & army boots.

                                    Male bodies are icky. I don't mind mine, though. In fact, mine's quite SEXEH!

                                    Cheers!
                                    I would bang Cindy Crawford even if she was wearing big ass rubber firefighter boots.
                                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                      • Nitro Express
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 32798
                                        #40
                                        Baby blue crocks and lime green polyester lingerie from Walmart. That's a combination that would blow my dick to Uranus.
                                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                          • ZahZoo
                                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 8970
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker

                                            Funny how only Zahzoo, you & Donnie figured it out...

                                            Cheers!
                                            Some got it goin on... many don't. What can ya say..?
                                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                                              • cadaverdog
                                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 8955
                                                #42
                                                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                Baby blue crocks and lime green polyester lingerie from Walmart. That's a combination that would blow my dick to Uranus.
                                                How Freudian. You had to pick a planet with a name that sounds like somebody's asshole. I'll stick with sheer lingerie and no footwear.
                                                Beware of Dog

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                                                  • Anonymous
                                                    Banned
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 12749
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                    I would bang Cindy Crawford even if she was wearing big ass rubber firefighter boots.
                                                    Well, who wouldn't? I'd bang that woman no matter WHAT she wore, or even if she just got out of bed with her hair in a mess & bags under her eyes, etc.

                                                    I'd bang her in the toilet.

                                                    But NO CROCS!

                                                    I do have to draw the line somewhere. I my be a perv, but I have this thing called dignity.

                                                    Cheers!

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                                                      • Susie Q
                                                        Veteran
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 1523
                                                        #44
                                                        Von always hated birthday threads....

                                                        I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.                                                         ~Susie Q 2009

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                                                          • Nitro Express
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 32798
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                            How Freudian. You had to pick a planet with a name that sounds like somebody's asshole. I'll stick with sheer lingerie and no footwear.
                                                            That was no slip. It was carefully calculated and quite brilliant if I don't say so.
                                                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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