Happy Birthday, Von Halen!

[DONNIEP]

Would you bang her if she had croc's on or flip flops

Crocs maybe. Flip flops? Hell no. Those things send Izzy into a tizzy.

[Anonymous]

Would you bang her if she had croc's on or flip flops

I wouldn't bang ANYONE wearing crocs. Not even Cindy Crawford.

Flip flops are ok on women's feet. It's dude's feet that are disgusting. If I ruled the world, I'd force every man to dress in those burkas, or whatever they're called, wear very dark sunglasses & army boots.

Male bodies are icky. I don't mind mine, though. In fact, mine's quite SEXEH!

Cheers!

[Kristy]

Crocs are an abomination. Like Von's cake.

[vandeleur]

Crocs are the modern day chastity belt ..... Nice cake

[Kristy]

Von likes his cakes like he loves his cars.

Nice custom work.

[Anonymous]

Crocs are an abomination.

Marry me.

Cheers!

[Kristy]

I'm already married

[Anonymous]

I'm already married

What, to the whole university? You tramp! Ah, it's ok, I love you anyway. Just promise that you'll only do the kinkier stuff with me.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

What, to the whole university? You tramp! Ah, it's ok, I love you anyway. Just promise that you'll only do the kinkier stuff with me.

Cheers!

I have worked for months to snag this chick and here you come with your fancy talk and promises of kink. Quit talkin to my womarn!!

[vandeleur]

Kristy two charming gentlemen fighting for your honour . You must be flush with excitement .

[Anonymous]

I have worked for months to snag this chick and here you come with your fancy talk and promises of kink. Quit talkin to my womarn!!

I'll kink her like she's never been kinked before! You don't stand a chance, Donnie.

I'll make Kristy so happy she'll quit smoking. Even legal weed won't compare to the intense pleasures she'll experience with me.

I'm THAT. DAMN. GOOD.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Kristy two charming gentlemen fighting for your honour . You must be flush with excitement .

Nah, Kristy's probably getting high while raging at something, right now. She's probably not even aware that me & Donnie are about to fight to the death again.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

Ima you appear to have accidentally dropped one of your gauntlets

[Anonymous]

Ima you appear to have accidentally dropped one of your gauntlets

I am NOT bending down.

Not with you & Donnie in the room.

I ain't falling for that old trick. At least, not again.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

I am NOT bending down.

Not with you & Donnie in the room.

I ain't falling for that old trick. At least, not again.

Cheers!

Aye, Vandy's a sneaky one! When he's got his eye on the broon nobody's safe!