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  • Jesus Christ
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2428

    #16
    Fruity beers can be good, but only if they are Kosher, My son....

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    • vandeleur
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Sep 2009
      • 9865

      #17
      Fruity beer is gayer than Hagglers sub tinder flirting with Ed.
      fuck your fucking framing

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373

        #18
        I just talked to the real Jesus and told him yall doubt his reunionifyin and resurrectin powers. All I could hear was this song blaring in the background. So either he's preparing for the imminent Van Hagar reunion or its time to fight the final battle. Either way, I'm going to The Walmart and buying a buncha beer and ammo.

        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • twonabomber
          formerly F A T
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 11189

          #19
          Whoa! @sammyhagar & @eddievanhalen just wished each other well on their official twitters.. Make of that what you will but let rumors begin!— Eddie Trunk (@EddieTrunk) January 26, 2016

          Calm down, Stewart.
          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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          • moose
            Veteran
            • Mar 2004
            • 1987

            #20
            Originally posted by DONNIEP
            I just talked to the real Jesus and told him yall doubt his reunionifyin and resurrectin powers. All I could hear was this song blaring in the background. So either he's preparing for the imminent Van Hagar reunion or its time to fight the final battle. Either way, I'm going to The Walmart and buying a buncha beer and ammo.

            Ammo and beer, now that's a fucking Wal-Mart..fuckin Canada and its damn fuckin self righteous politically correct laws!! God Damn someone say a prayer for us poor folk!!

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            • Terry
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 11951

              #21
              Originally posted by Satan
              Uh-oh. Are the Sheep over at Links soiling their wool in excitement at the VERY remote possibility that this might mean anything?
              One can only hope Van Hagar don't wait too long before reuniting, while they are still mobile and non-arthritic enough to do that awesome 5150 walk and make the 5150 hand sign (the one that looks like a wide vaginal opening) over their heads: it'll be just like 1986 (or, hopefully, 2004) all over again! Yay!
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373

                #22
                This is either the greatest hoax of all time or...I told you so!!!

                So anybody wanna tell me just how ashamed Ed is of the songs he wrote with Sam?? Ed's at home right now, opening up 37 boxes of Cheddar Explosion Kraft Mac & Cheese.

                This is just the first step. Of course, I could be wrong. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!
                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373

                  #23
                  What we need right now (see what I did there?) is some of that good ol, super secret, behind the scenes, back door info from our resident insiders. Don't hold back - let's hear the good stuff from inside the VH camp!!
                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                  • vandeleur
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 9865

                    #24
                    1.Wolf playing right now on twitter
                    2.the Guitar magazine cover having the van hagar logo
                    3.Dave being unemployed so getting plan b back together
                    4.Mike dusting off his van halen touring gear.
                    5.Ed having his fav steinberger fixed
                    6.I had cheese on toast this morning for breakfast.
                    7. I got "up for breakfast"

                    fuck your fucking framing

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                    • vandeleur
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 9865

                      #25
                      I would have went on with that but thankfully I dont know many van hagar songs.
                      fuck your fucking framing

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35157

                        #26
                        I'm the same, I could name about 8 songs after 5150 in the same way I could only name 2 or 3 Katy Perry songs.

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373

                          #27
                          It's dejavu all over again!!

                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • DONNIEP
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 13373

                            #28
                            That's right - 30 years babayyyyy!! When do tickets go on sale???
                            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12707

                              #29
                              Originally posted by DONNIEP
                              This is better than Party Likker rain!!!
                              It's awesome, but let's not exaggerate.

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                              • Anonymous
                                Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 12707

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                                Discuss amongst yourselves....
                                You're wrong, VA.

                                This isn't the end of times.

                                This, my friend... is just the beginning.

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