It's the end of times

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Discuss amongst yourselves....

.@sammyhagar Thanks Sammy. Hope you’re well too.— Eddie Van Halen (@eddievanhalen) January 26, 2016

[Satan]

Uh-oh. Are the Sheep over at Links soiling their wool in excitement at the VERY remote possibility that this might mean anything?

[vandeleur]

The tweets linked to it make funny reading.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Uh-oh. Are the Sheep over at Links soiling their wool in excitement at the VERY remote possibility that this might mean anything?

And you knew Trunk would blow a load already....


Whoa! @sammyhagar & @eddievanhalen just wished each other well on their official twitters.. Make of that what you will but let rumors begin!— Eddie Trunk (@EddieTrunk) January 26, 2016

[Satan]

Of course.... now that Chump lost his TV show, he's gotta have some gimmick going to keep an audience. Apparently he thinks peddling rumors about a reunion of his favorite cheese ballad factory is the right move.

[Satan]

It looks like Hagar is already booking gigs for his glorified cover band "the Circle" through next summer, which wouldn't be a very wise thing to do if he had any chance of a Van Hagar reunion. But let the sheep have their "Dreams" I guess.......

[DONNIEP]

Wait...what did I just hear? Could it be??



This is better than Party Likker rain!!!

Hells yeah!! It's time to get the old band back together! All it takes is a phone call. And I bet the phone is ringing off the hook in the Bat Cave, I mean 5150. This is what Twatter was made for!

I'm so happy right now I might piss myself.

[DONNIEP]

It looks like Hagar is already booking gigs for his glorified cover band "the Circle" through next summer, which wouldn't be a very wise thing to do if he had any chance of a Van Hagar reunion. But let the sheep have their "Dreams" I guess.......

Who asked you? Fuck off, Satan "the deceiver".

[vandeleur]

Wait...what did I just hear? Could it be??



This is better than Party Likker rain!!!

Hells yeah!! It's time to get the old band back together! All it takes is a phone call. And I bet the phone is ringing off the hook in the Bat Cave, I mean 5150. This is what Twatter was made for!

I'm so happy right now I might piss myself.

Hagards beard is like a granny's fanny wig........ probably

[DONNIEP]

This is such great news I have to offer up a prayer of thanks...

Dear Baby Jesus,

Tiny little 7 pound 8 ounce baby, in your Golden Fleece diapers, just a tiny baby, can't even speak a word but STILL omnipotent.

Thank you for this first step down the path of resurrection of the Always Shitty but Infinitely Hilarious train wreck that was, is, and shall forever be known as Van Hagar. Thank you, Baby Jesus, for creating the internet all those many years ago, so that Slappy could reach out to OBC via Cunter or Twatter or whatever'er. Thank you for softening OBC's heart and opening his wallet to the idea of a reunion tour. Thank you for Dave not wanting to be Eddie's friend. And most of all, thank you for still being in the business of miracles.

The Bible says "ask, and you shall receive". And lo, thou hast laidest upongst me more than I could have imagined. Amd since I know you are all powerful and are in control, please Baby Jesus, I implore thee - give us a proper Van Hagar reunion with Mike.

You best make it so!!

Your friend,

Donnie

Amen

Seriously - you got us this far. Don't be a slack ass now. Let's drive this sumbitch straight into Armageddon!!

[Satan]

Hagards beard is like a granny's fanny wig........ probably

Well, spam has to be about 70 by now. He's lucky if that's the only gray hair he has.

[vandeleur]

This is such great news I have to offer up a prayer of thanks...

Dear Baby Jesus,

Tiny little 7 pound 8 ounce baby, in your Golden Fleece diapers, just a tiny baby, can't even speak a word but STILL omnipotent.

Thank you for this first step down the path of resurrection of the Always Shitty but Infinitely Hilarious train wreck that was, is, and shall forever be known as Van Hagar. Thank you, Baby Jesus, for creating the internet all those many years ago, so that Slappy could reach out to OBC via Cunter or Twatter or whatever'er. Thank you for softening OBC's heart and opening his wallet to the idea of a reunion tour. Thank you for Dave not wanting to be Eddie's friend. And most of all, thank you for still being in the business of miracles.

The Bible says "ask, and you shall receive". And lo, thou hast laidest upongst me more than I could have imagined. Amd since I know you are all powerful and are in control, please Baby Jesus, I implore thee - give us a proper Van Hagar reunion with Mike.

You best make it so!!

Your friend,

Donnie

Amen

Seriously - you got us this far. Don't be a slack ass now. Let's drive this sumbitch straight into Armageddon!!

very funny

[Jesus Christ]

This is such great news I have to offer up a prayer of thanks...

Dear Baby Jesus,

Tiny little 7 pound 8 ounce baby, in your Golden Fleece diapers, just a tiny baby, can't even speak a word but STILL omnipotent.

Thank you for this first step down the path of resurrection of the Always Shitty but Infinitely Hilarious train wreck that was, is, and shall forever be known as Van Hagar. Thank you, Baby Jesus, for creating the internet all those many years ago, so that Slappy could reach out to OBC via Cunter or Twatter or whatever'er. Thank you for softening OBC's heart and opening his wallet to the idea of a reunion tour. Thank you for Dave not wanting to be Eddie's friend. And most of all, thank you for still being in the business of miracles.

The Bible says "ask, and you shall receive". And lo, thou hast laidest upongst me more than I could have imagined. Amd since I know you are all powerful and are in control, please Baby Jesus, I implore thee - give us a proper Van Hagar reunion with Mike.

You best make it so!!

Your friend,

Donnie

Amen

Seriously - you got us this far. Don't be a slack ass now. Let's drive this sumbitch straight into Armageddon!!

Leave Me out of this. Neither Dad nor Myself want anything to do with a Van Hagar reunion.

Why do ye think the last one failed so miserably?

[DONNIEP]

See - yall's prayers don't get answered cause you don't have a kick ass hat like ME!! And I just talked to the REAL Jesus - ain't none of you gettin into Hogwart's when you die!!



That's right - Donnie and Jesus - making America Great Again!!

[DONNIEP]

Leave Me out of this. Neither Dad nor Myself want anything to do with a Van Hagar reunion.

Why do ye think the last one failed so miserably?

Shut up, Fake Jesus! Go drink you one of them fruity "beers" and quit ruinin' my life!!