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I just talked to the real Jesus and told him yall doubt his reunionifyin and resurrectin powers. All I could hear was this song blaring in the background. So either he's preparing for the imminent Van Hagar reunion or its time to fight the final battle. Either way, I'm going to The Walmart and buying a buncha beer and ammo.
Whoa! @sammyhagar & @eddievanhalen just wished each other well on their official twitters.. Make of that what you will but let rumors begin!— Eddie Trunk (@EddieTrunk) January 26, 2016
Calm down, Stewart.
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
I just talked to the real Jesus and told him yall doubt his reunionifyin and resurrectin powers. All I could hear was this song blaring in the background. So either he's preparing for the imminent Van Hagar reunion or its time to fight the final battle. Either way, I'm going to The Walmart and buying a buncha beer and ammo.
Ammo and beer, now that's a fucking Wal-Mart..fuckin Canada and its damn fuckin self righteous politically correct laws!! God Damn someone say a prayer for us poor folk!!
Uh-oh. Are the Sheep over at Links soiling their wool in excitement at the VERY remote possibility that this might mean anything?
One can only hope Van Hagar don't wait too long before reuniting, while they are still mobile and non-arthritic enough to do that awesome 5150 walk and make the 5150 hand sign (the one that looks like a wide vaginal opening) over their heads: it'll be just like 1986 (or, hopefully, 2004) all over again! Yay!
This is either the greatest hoax of all time or...I told you so!!!
So anybody wanna tell me just how ashamed Ed is of the songs he wrote with Sam?? Ed's at home right now, opening up 37 boxes of Cheddar Explosion Kraft Mac & Cheese.
This is just the first step. Of course, I could be wrong. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!
What we need right now (see what I did there?) is some of that good ol, super secret, behind the scenes, back door info from our resident insiders. Don't hold back - let's hear the good stuff from inside the VH camp!!
1.Wolf playing right now on twitter
2.the Guitar magazine cover having the van hagar logo
3.Dave being unemployed so getting plan b back together
4.Mike dusting off his van halen touring gear.
5.Ed having his fav steinberger fixed
6.I had cheese on toast this morning for breakfast.
7. I got "up for breakfast"
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