Dan is ALWAYS up for a booty call. Why do you think he runs around with his pants off all the time. I'm pretty sure it's not for fashion. Holding little Dan?
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First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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I thought Dan was just a naturalist.
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. SeusssigpicComment
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ugh,There is a Van Hagar fan at my work.GAWD he is an assI really love you baby, I love what you've got
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I do recall seeing someone wearing a Van Hagar T-Shirt outside Asda once. That was a lowpoint of my life. Van Hagar + the only place in the world to ever ID me = abject misery.Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?Comment
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No...but I always looked significantly older growing up. Also, knew someone who worked in Bargain Booze. That helped.
Ironically, the IDing only happened just before last Christmas. Apparently, you have to look 47 to buy beer now. Well, 25. But its no more ridiculous than looking 47. Bottom line: do I look 17? No. I fucking don't.
Not long after I decided to stand in the alcohol aisle and whenever a staff member who doesn't look 25 walks into the aisle I'll stop them and ask to see their ID. If they don't carry ID because they've never been ID'd before, I'd ask them to leave because I didn't feel comfortable and the customer is always right. I'm not allowed back in there now. Dunno if its a worldwide ban or just that branch, though.Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?Comment
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Getting banned from ASDA?
That's like a lower form of ASBO Shaun - genius.
I now picture you in a tracksuit (tucked into your socks, naturally) with 17 ricket-infested children running around as you try to follow Britain's Got TalentThe Power Of The Riff Compels MeComment
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How Dare They.
True Story,Many Moons Ago When I Was 30.Went To Our Local Supermarket To Buy Some Beer And This Young Punk Ask Me For ID.I'm Like WTF?Do I Look 18 To You?,It Doesnt Help If You Walk You Clean-shaven And A Wearing Shorts and A T-shirt.
The Sign Reads,If You Look Under 25 Then They Will Ask You For ID.Drinking Age Is 18 Years Old.First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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