The Sheep Pen

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Getting banned from ASDA?

That's like a lower form of ASBO Shaun - genius.

I now picture you in a tracksuit (tucked into your socks, naturally) with 17 ricket-infested children running around as you try to follow Britain's Got Talent

Thanks for that touching tribute. For the record, when I inevitably come to power and establish my reich, tracksuits will be outlawed.

Although, it IS possible that I have 17 children, given my behaviour since the advent of Twilight (apparently, I'm a dead ringer for The Patz...it's worked to my advantage). I've not been told about them, though.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Thanks for that touching tribute. For the record, when I inevitably come to power and establish my reich, tracksuits will be outlawed.

*Post-Montrose Hagar will also be outlawed and he shall be banned from entering our cuntry.

[Dan]

Young,Dumb And Full Of Cum.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Young,Dumb And Full Of Cum.

When the inevitable Sheep Pen Poetry Book is published...I say we open with that one...

[Dan]

Agree,I Will Be On Stage First.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Books go on stage? Man, I forgot how forward-thinking The Pen was.

[Dan]

Call It,"The Sheep Pen Pants Off Poetry Tour".

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Call It,"The Sheep Pen Pants Off Poetry Tour".

Opening act:

[Dan]

Damn.

[Dave's Bitch]

He was there AGAIN!!!!!

Perhaps tomorrow i will have to have words

[Candy Girl]

Give him this pic...

[chefcraig]

Or this one...

[Dan]

Yes,Yes and Yes.

[Candy Girl]

To Hagar I'd say No, No and No.

[Dan]

To Candy Girl I Would say,Give Me Some Candy,Please.