The Sheep Pen

[Candy Girl]

Dan is ALWAYS up for a booty call. Why do you think he runs around with his pants off all the time. I'm pretty sure it's not for fashion. Holding little Dan?

[Dan]

It's all getting a little touchy-feely in here. If anyone cries, i shall slap them.

You Beast.

[Dan]

Dan is ALWAYS up for a booty call. Why do you think he runs around with his pants off all the time. I'm pretty sure it's not for fashion. Holding little Dan?

It's So True,Watch Where You Are Walking Helps Too.

[Blaze]

I thought Dan was just a naturalist.

[Dave's Bitch]

ugh,There is a Van Hagar fan at my work.GAWD he is an ass

[binnie]

I can honestly say that I can't ever remember meeting a Van Hagar fan in real life.

I must be lucky.

[Candy Girl]

I can honestly say that I can't ever remember meeting a Van Hagar fan in real life.

I must be lucky.

Oh they exist, annoyingly so.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I can honestly say that I can't ever remember meeting a Van Hagar fan in real life.

I must be lucky.

I do recall seeing someone wearing a Van Hagar T-Shirt outside Asda once. That was a lowpoint of my life. Van Hagar + the only place in the world to ever ID me = abject misery.

[binnie]

The only place to EVER ID you?

Did you have a full beard at 14 or something?

[Dan]

The only place to EVER ID you?

Did you have a full beard at 14 or something?

How Very Rude.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

The only place to EVER ID you?

Did you have a full beard at 14 or something?

HA! You rascal...

No...but I always looked significantly older growing up. Also, knew someone who worked in Bargain Booze. That helped.

Ironically, the IDing only happened just before last Christmas. Apparently, you have to look 47 to buy beer now. Well, 25. But its no more ridiculous than looking 47. Bottom line: do I look 17? No. I fucking don't.

Not long after I decided to stand in the alcohol aisle and whenever a staff member who doesn't look 25 walks into the aisle I'll stop them and ask to see their ID. If they don't carry ID because they've never been ID'd before, I'd ask them to leave because I didn't feel comfortable and the customer is always right. I'm not allowed back in there now. Dunno if its a worldwide ban or just that branch, though.

[binnie]

Getting banned from ASDA?

That's like a lower form of ASBO Shaun - genius.

I now picture you in a tracksuit (tucked into your socks, naturally) with 17 ricket-infested children running around as you try to follow Britain's Got Talent

[Dan]

How Dare They.

True Story,Many Moons Ago When I Was 30.Went To Our Local Supermarket To Buy Some Beer And This Young Punk Ask Me For ID.I'm Like WTF?Do I Look 18 To You?,It Doesnt Help If You Walk You Clean-shaven And A Wearing Shorts and A T-shirt.

The Sign Reads,If You Look Under 25 Then They Will Ask You For ID.Drinking Age Is 18 Years Old.

[Dan]

Maybe It's Cos The Sheep Pen Crew Are That Damn Young And Sexy.

[binnie]

Maybe it's Hagar fans trying to stop our fun.

CUNTSPIRACY I say! CUNTSPIRACY!