Latest Interview with The RED TAMPON

[clarathecarrot]

No WAY can Dave scream like that, unfortunately...

Nothing harder than redoing a worldwide #1 smash hit, it's like all you have to do is say your going to do Foxy Lady or Dancing Queen and then just stand there and it's a hit again.

Why doesn't he do a song that no one has heard that never charted and SUCKS like, Birdshit in Laupers Mouth.

Who can do another bands #1 song and get attention and get elvis to thinks it's wonderful.

Anybody...lol

[Romeo Delight]

Actually he sounds better than he did back then...

And way way better than Dave today...

Please ban E

[Romeo Delight]

I know one thing...this type of gossiping nonsense by Hagar is making it essentially fantasy that Mike will ever set foot on stage with Van Halen ever again. Guilt be association in the brothers minds.

[DONNIEP]

I know one thing...this type of gossiping nonsense by Hagar is making it essentially fantasy that Mike will ever set foot on stage with Van Halen ever again. Guilt be association in the brothers minds.

Oh Mikey will be back...and he won't come alone...

[vandeleur]

Oh Mikey will be back...and he won't come alone...

Careful what you wish for. This could be the longest suicide note ever, there you go dave have some more rope. Why thank ya kindly alex.

[marty d.]

My once a year post, and it's an important one. Cheddar clunker,I know you're reading this,u lowdown bastard.fake ass Jimmy Buffett.Dave is a legend,watch you're mouth talking about someone you know you are so f'ing jealous of. You're using Bonham to get some notoriety for you're fledgling career.you think u have this unattainable voice,sadly mistaken.many others can do same songs better than you.Notice people try dave songs and they sound stupid as crap.Dave is one of a kind brilliant singer,songwriter and performer! Still sounds fucking legendary.so suck it up fatty

[DONNIEP]

Careful what you wish for. This could be the longest suicide note ever, there you go dave have some more rope. Why thank ya kindly alex.

Hey, I'm not saying Sammy's coming back...but it won't be long before Ed is doing the 5150 walk again....

[vandeleur]

I dont know what to say , I dont even know any of their songs I never bought any. I will probably have to leave

[clarathecarrot]

Oh Mikey will be back...and he won't come alone...

Then you will find this place as lonely as you do now.

Posting your assinine shit in, The House That Roth Built.

[DONNIEP]

Then you will find this place as lonely as you do now.

Posting your assinine shit in, The House That Roth Built.

Roth didn't build this house. Warf did. Just ask him on any Friday nite - he'll tell you.

[fraroc]

Why is Baby's On Fire even allowed on this site? Jesus, I may be the laugingstock of Rotharmy, but no one can deny I'm fan of Van Halen and David Lee Roth. Can't say the same about Baby's On Fire. Hell his username is a fucking Spammy TampaxSucker Summer's Eve Douche song.

[DONNIEP]

Why is Baby's On Fire even allowed on this site?

We welcome all here at The Army. Besides, arguin' and fightin' is a hell of a lot more fun than a group hug any day.

[ELVIS]

Elvis, you are the reigning champion of posting Hagar videos here.

Good...

At least I speak the truth...

You guys can pretend all you want that this new 3/4 Van Halen crap is good...

Ed is good...

Al is good...

Wolfie is OK...

And Dave sucks balls...

He's sucked total balls since the first show of 2012 with one bright spot which was the New Orleans show...

The rest pretty much sucks...

[vandeleur]

Why is Baby's On Fire even allowed on this site? Jesus, I may be the laugingstock of Rotharmy, but no one can deny I'm fan of Van Halen and David Lee Roth. Can't say the same about Baby's On Fire. Hell his username is a fucking Spammy TampaxSucker Summer's Eve Douche song.

baby's on fire is on a little aint enough . Its by David LEE ROTH. Check him out he is canny

[Carloscda]

So now he's doing a 3rd project, I thought he said CF was so incredible??!!