Latest Interview with The RED TAMPON

[Romeo Delight]

If this really is the last tour with Roth for whatever reason, warts and all...

I have visions of the future for Von, Donnie, E and anyone else who is rallying against this definitive live album and refusing to see a show...

I see them in their old age homes and kids' basements resentful they missed their last taste of the Halen...living out their sorry lives complaining about their latest meal:

"Let me guess...this is the definitive meatloaf? My ass it is!!"

[DONNIEP]

Well, I'm quite a bit older than you with better than 20/20 vision...

E has super powers! Including the power of invisibility!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

If this really is the last tour with Roth for whatever reason, warts and all...

I have visions of the future for Von, Donnie, E and anyone else who is rallying against this definitive live album and refusing to see a show...

I see them in their old age homes and kids' basements resentful they missed their last taste of the Halen...living out their sorry lives complaining about their latest meal:

"Let me guess...this is the definitive meatloaf? My ass it is!!"

could be worse, coulda missed all till 2007 like some of us

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Yeah, I'm thinking those were doled out 2 or 3 at a time back in the BMG days. Now they are more rightly earned... and oh so satisfying.

now i'm at 41 gonna need 11 from ya

[DONNIEP]

If this really is the last tour with Roth for whatever reason, warts and all...

I have visions of the future for Von, Donnie, E and anyone else who is rallying against this definitive live album and refusing to see a show...

I see them in their old age homes and kids' basements resentful they missed their last taste of the Halen...living out their sorry lives complaining about their latest meal:

"Let me guess...this is the definitive meatloaf? My ass it is!!"

Think again, Flamma. Our lives don't revolve around seeing a kick ass band with a singer who refuses to sing the fuckin words the right way. And I don't know anything about E, but I know that Von and I ain't living "sorry lives". But you keep on trying. One day you'll reach the mountain top.

[DaveTheScott]

I think just ignoring Hagar is the best option. Plus the more they do it the more it seems to piss him off.

Ya, ya, I agree...can't help it sometimes though, Spam's ankle biting gets old...

We can probably expect a ramp-up on the rhetoric as it gets closer to tour time...and then his reviews of the shows...and then his same old obligatory "really don't have time to even think about it anyway because I'm working on the club and new band and rum and cars and surrounding myself with positive people and hey anyway life is good k bye" pitch - and of course, the press jumps on it because it's an easy story.

[Romeo Delight]

I am just messing with you Donnie. But still its not about your life revolving around a band but taking the opportunity to see a show once every 900 sleeps or so...how many do you think are left with the history of this band and their age, etc? Seizing this opportunity, definitive album or no.

Great to take a stand, I am just going to enjoy myself and eke by with my life as I dream of the mountaintop

[DONNIEP]

I am just messing with you Donnie. But still its not about your life revolving around a band but taking the opportunity to see a show once every 900 sleeps or so...how many do you think are left with the history of this band and their age, etc? Seizing this opportunity, definitive album or no.

Great to take a stand, I am just going to enjoy myself and eke by with my life as I dream of the mountaintop

If there's a meet up here, I'll go to a show. Matter of fact, you come down here for a show and I'll roll out the semi red carpet. It was red but Warf puked all over it. Twice.

[LoungeMachine]

Think again, Flamma. Our lives don't revolve around seeing a kick ass band with a singer who refuses to sing the fuckin words the right way. And I don't know anything about E, but I know that Von and I ain't living "sorry lives". But you keep on trying. One day you'll reach the mountain top.

"E" is....

[Seshmeister]

Ya, ya, I agree...can't help it sometimes though, Spam's ankle biting gets old...

Don't get me wrong we can call him a prick day in day out, I just meant the band should not respond.

[Jetstream]

I think just ignoring Hagar is the best option. Plus the more they do it the more it seems to piss him off.

This times 10 because ignoring is the biggest insult one can give another. As a professional artist I liked the work of Dali but Dali always tried to get a rise out of Picasso for publicity and Picasso would never respond to him and it actually hurt Dali in the long run in the Fine Art circles because Picasso never confirmed his validity with a response... and Dali unlike Hagar had some skill lol

[Grit]

I just don't get it: let it be, Sam, let it be. You have more money than God and you've been successful in several careers now. Why can't you be happy?

Because since leaving Van Halen (thank god) she has accomplished absolutely NOTHING no matter what she tries.

Solo = NOTHING!

"Supergroup" Chickencrap = NOTHING!

"& Friends" = NOTHING!

"The Circle" = NOTHING!


Hagar is the "Ex-Psycho Girlfriend" that claims she don't need them but in reality knows she does. Just can't keep talking about her EX. Quite Pathetic and hilarious at the same time!

[atomicpnk47]

A simple 'No Comment' from Sam when asked about VH would suffice....

[Seshmeister]

Then the interview requests would dry up.

[Angel]

A simple 'No Comment' from Sam when asked about VH would suffice....

He wasn't even asked this time though...


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