The cat is pissing in my closet, what should I do?

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  • SensibleShoes

    The cat is pissing in my closet, what should I do?

    It ain't my cat, and it ain't my closet, I guess I"m just borrowing both while I'm homeless. This room smells like a fucking litter box, and I can't tell where the little furfuck is peeing. Closet, under the bed, DAMN it reeks.

    Yeah, yeah, I know, let Nelson loose and eradicate the problem, right? But how do I find and get rid of the smell?

    Discuss.
  • DeadOrAlive
    Veteran
    • Jul 2004
    • 1683

    #2
    Sensible Shoes!!! Are you actually 14!?

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    • diamondsgirl
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2004
      • 7563

      #3
      The kitty senses that there is new stuff around and is feeling threatened...

      lol@furfuck
      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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      • ThrillsNSpills
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6627

        #4
        (Quick somebody cue up the Love Boat theme)

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        • Carmine
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7692

          #5
          Furfuck!!!!!!! LOL!

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          • Carmine
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7692

            #6
            Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
            Sensible Shoes!!! Are you actually 14!?
            Whoa! Look out now DOA on the prowl again!

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49205

              #7
              Re: The cat is pissing in my closet, what should I do?

              Originally posted by SensibleShoes
              Yeah, yeah, I know, let Nelson loose and eradicate the problem, right? But how do I find and get rid of the smell?

              Discuss.
              Try Woolite carpret spray cleaner. Follow directions and it works great! Damn kitty addicts!

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              • SensibleShoes

                #8
                Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
                Sensible Shoes!!! Are you actually 14!?
                Uh, YEAH!!!!.

                (plus or minus a few decades)

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                • SensibleShoes

                  #9
                  Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                  The kitty senses that there is new stuff around and is feeling threatened...

                  lol@furfuck
                  Bullshit. IT's a kitten, and I was there before it was. I should have let Nelson eat the entire litter when he wanted to.

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                  • Figs
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2942

                    #10
                    Not sure what to do now, but in the spring leave that cat out all night (if you live in a suburban/rural area). Coyote activity is highest then, and they love to eat cats.

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                    • diamondsgirl
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7563

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SensibleShoes
                      Bullshit. IT's a kitten, and I was there before it was. I should have let Nelson eat the entire litter when he wanted to.
                      didn't know it was a kitten...

                      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                      • CROWBAR
                        Commando
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1283

                        #12
                        Whose Nelson?

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                        • thepunisher
                          Roadie
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 147

                          #13
                          I've heard if you get a good high-power blacklight you can see the cat piss.
                          Seriously.
                          Hopefully the whole room doesn't glow.
                          Come to think of it I'm gonna try it in my cat's catbox. See if this is a myth or what.
                          <img src="http://www.nrgservices.com/EBAY/roth.jpg">

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                          • lucky wilbury

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CROWBAR
                            Whose Nelson?
                            a hair band from the 80's

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                            • Fabulous Shadow

                              #15
                              First, you need to buy this stuff called "NO"... Spray it on little cloths and put it around the area where you THINK Kitty is peeing... Then you need to constantly put Kitting in the BOX reminding him where he needs to do his business. Are you Cat sitting? His peeing may be because he is mad at his owners for changing his enviorment. Cats do not like to be out of their rhelm. When my cat is mad... He pees... Out of food and hungry. I put off getting to the store... Pees on my bed. Angry cats... Not Pretty!

                              HOW DARE YOU MOVE ME!

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