The cat is pissing in my closet, what should I do?

[alexpgrimes]

Fuck that. Give to cat a kick or two when it comes in the room. It will learn no to go in there..

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Whose Nelson?

Answers:

Nelson is my 105 lb. Irish Setter. He and a smaller Irish Setter named Summer and I all live in this bedroom. They are hunting dogs. Kittens are not on their acceptable species list. They think they're just another squeaky toy to be disembowled.

I am not cat sitting, therefore have no interest in training this little shit where his litterbox is. His mama was supposed to do that. I would like to drop kick the thing out the second floor window, in fact. Alright, maybe not, he's kind of cute but he's pissing me off. AND making it pure hell to get my mutant dogs outside to go potty without bloodshed.

If I buy the "NO" stuff, can I deduct it from my taxes?

And you're saying if I play "Blacklight" from the DLR Band album, the cat piss will glow in the dark? Does Dave know about this?

DOWN WITH ALL CAT PISS

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Answers:

Nelson is my 105 lb. Irish Setter. He and a smaller Irish Setter named Summer and I all live in this bedroom. They are hunting dogs. Kittens are not on their acceptable species list. They think they're just another squeaky toy to be disembowled.

I am not cat sitting, therefore have no interest in training this little shit where his litterbox is. His mama was supposed to do that. I would like to drop kick the thing out the second floor window, in fact. Alright, maybe not, he's kind of cute but he's pissing me off. AND making it pure hell to get my mutant dogs outside to go potty without bloodshed.

If I buy the "NO" stuff, can I deduct it from my taxes?

And you're saying if I play "Blacklight" from the DLR Band album, the cat piss will glow in the dark? Does Dave know about this?

DOWN WITH ALL CAT PISS

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[SensibleShoes]

what the hell is THAT all about?

[lms2]

SLH likes you and wants to help with your problem. Maybe Arielle can decipher the hidden meaning.

In the meantime, have you given this kitty his own seperate litter box. That may help if you have other cats. Otherwise, I think the cat is simply trying to mark his territory and piss off the dogs.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ok, so kittys PISSED because the dogs have taken over! Kitty is sending you a message... I don't think it will stop...

GET THOSE FUCKING DOGS AWAY FROM MY HEINEKIN!

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by lms2
SLH likes you and wants to help with your problem. Maybe Arielle can decipher the hidden meaning.

In the meantime, have you given this kitty his own seperate litter box. That may help if you have other cats. Otherwise, I think the cat is simply trying to mark his territory and piss off the dogs.

The dogs were there before he was born!!!! I ain't giving him SHIT other than a swift kick in the pants.

Listen, the issue isn't how to get the cat to stop! I can stop him just by opening my door and letting the red herd have at him. OOPS - gee, the cat has expired. And I probably wouldn't even get blamed. These folks have a dozen golden retrievers to boot! (It's a kennel)

The issue is - where is the FUCKING SMELL coming from? Am I going to have to rip out the floor? I might suffocate one of these nights.

Why does catshit smell so much worse than dog shit?

[Carmine]

CAN I NOT JUST BE LEFT ALONE TO TAKE A PISS?

[SensibleShoes]

I HATE THAT LITTLE FURFUCK

[SensibleShoes]

and his mother before him!

[lms2]

The dogs should be able to tell you exactly where the smell is coming from... then there are several products on the market to assist in eliminating the smell. But, until you get rid of the cat, the problem will keep repeating itself.

If you want to keep the cat, a little trip to the vet for a snipping may be in order.

[SensibleShoes]

This is Nelson

[SensibleShoes]

THis is what Nelson does in his spare time

[lms2]

Poor Nelson. You realize of course his sense of smell is way stronger than yours. Poor puppy must be in hell.

[Carmine]

Yeah, well I just ate your slippers!