The cat is pissing in my closet, what should I do?

[tjvhou812]

maybe you should start pissing in the closet too.

[CROWBAR]

Here's a fiver SS!

[SensibleShoes]

15! Oh well, that'll work.

I'll consider the pissing in the closet idea.


Nighty night.

[CROWBAR]

Throw 'em a bone and goodbye

[DeadOrAlive]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Viking]

Is it a male? Line all the hidden areas with mousetraps. When the fucker pokes his dick out to soak the floorboards, one will trigger and snap onto his piss nozzle. Then, you just follow the noise, pump the slide on the shotgun, jack a shell into the chamber, and turn the hissing, vile little vermin into an oozing puddle of pink fur. Problem solved.

[Igosplut]

This might sound excruciatingly simple, but why dont you just keep the closet door closed??

[SensibleShoes]

lmao. Leave it to Igo. Well it would be a simple solution. I have two problems.

1. This house was built in 1867. There ain't a door in the place that shuts tight. I will be putting a slidebolt on this bedroom door soon - probably on both sides - just to be able to shut it from either direction.

2. Since all my worldly possessions are stuffed into this one bedroom, I have over the door hooks to maximize the closet space. Ergo, the door does not even close, much less latch shut.

[SensibleShoes]

And it's definitly the closet. I used that Arm & Hammer carpet deodorizer today - and the room smells FINE - until you open the closet door.

Summer did a few laps around the house tonight chasing the cat. But it escaped....

[tjvhou812]

does it seem cold in here to you

[SensibleShoes]

Is that a sex joke?

[tjvhou812]

let me think

[SensibleShoes]

I'm voting for YOU dude, for instant access to pertinant images. Damn.

[thepunisher]

Originally posted by Viking
Is it a male? Line all the hidden areas with mousetraps. When the fucker pokes his dick out to soak the floorboards, one will trigger and snap onto his piss nozzle. Then, you just follow the noise, pump the slide on the shotgun, jack a shell into the chamber, and turn the hissing, vile little vermin into an oozing puddle of pink fur. Problem solved.

Classic!