I hOPE 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS DIE IN A tsunami

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  • Dickface McSlapnuts
    #1

    I hOPE 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS DIE IN A tsunami

    HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,

    sTRAIGHT OFF THE HEELS OF WISHING aLEX AND eD vAN hALEN hERPES FOR cHRISTMAS.. i AM GOING TO WISH 100,000 vAN hAGAR FANS THE PLEASURE OF DYING IN A FUCKING TSUNAMI.

    WHY WERE THOSE DOT HEADS SO LUCKY?
    whY COULDN'T THIS HAVE HAPPENED HERE?

    HAS ANYONE EVER MET A HAGAR FAN?
    WELL.. I HAVE.
    lET ME TELL YOU IT ISN'T A GOOD SITE.
    IF FACT I HAVE SPENT A FEW YEARS STUDING THESE FUCKING FREAKS.
    mEN:
    THE MALE VAN HAGAR POPULATION, ASIDE FROM THEIR FLABBY MAN TITS, SMALL PENIS AND HUGE GUT HANGING OVER THEIR BELTS ARE QUITE A DOCILE BREED.
    WITH THE SMELL OF KY JELLY AND HAIR GEL THESE FUCKERS ARE INCHES AWAY FROM HOMOSEXUALITY.
    THEY LOOK AT SAMMY AS GOD. WHEN HE COMES ONSTAGE THEYR JUST FUCKING FREAK OUT. IT'S QUITE A SCENE.
    IT'S LIKE BEATLEMANIA... CEPT ONLY FATTER.

    THE FEMALE POPULATION HAS A CROSS BETWEEN A CUNT AND A GUT THAT WE CALL A "GUNT"
    THEY ARE USUALLY FAT HOUSEWIFES.
    wHEN SAMMY COMES ONSTAGE THEY HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO LIFT UP THEIR SIZE 26 DRESS AND HOIST THEIR TENT SIZED PANTIES ONSTAGE TO SAMMY'S DELIGHT.


    FUCK WORLD PEACE AND SCREW THOSE BASTARDS IN AFRICA THAT ARE STARVING...
    WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A NATIONAL EMERGENCY HERE..
    GOD PLEASE... ALL THINGS HOLY.
    PLEASE LET 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS DIE IN A TSUNAMI.


    GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD SORRY BASTARDS,

    EAT MY ASS
    BREASTS,
    DICKFACE
    "WAXING MORE ASS THAN A CANDLEMAKER WITH A DONKEY FETISH"
    Tags: 000, 100, die, fans, hagar, hope, tsunami, van
    • Leo VanNewhouse
      Groupie
      • Feb 2004
      • 57
      #2
      A bit on the harsh side are we not???
      NOT FAKIN' IT!!!

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        • Dickface McSlapnuts
          #3
          Originally posted by Leo VanNewhouse
          A bit on the harsh side are we not???
          DEAR LEO..
          I AM GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE..
          AND WISH YOU VAGINAL WARTS...

          YOUR GOOD FRIEND,
          DICKFACE

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            • Dickface McSlapnuts
              #4
              I HAVE TO EXIT HERE FOR A FEW..
              MAINLY BECAUSE THERE ARE WOMEN TO LAY..

              SOMETHING IN WHICH YOU SONSA BITCHES HAVEN'T DONE FOR YEARS.

              FOR ANYONE THAT REPLIES AFTER ME AND HAS A PROBLEM WITH 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS DYING...

              I HOPE YOU GET SOME AFRICAN FLESH EATING VIRUS AND IT EATS THE OUTER LAYER SKIN OFF OF YOUR TINY PENIS OR YOUR LICE INFESTED VAGINA,

              BREASTS,
              DICKFACE

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                • DavidLeeNatra
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10714
                  #5
                  I hear ya !!!

                  who needs these...



                  or these...



                  and the goddamn tsunami killed these

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                    • Jérôme Frenchise
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 7174
                      #6
                      So fuckin' what?! Leave us alone with pseudo-VH!
                      Nobody enjoys eating their own shit, so spare a thought for those who don't dig eating others's, right!

                      (GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD SORRY BASTARDS,

                      EAT MY ASS
                      BREASTS,
                      DICKFACE)
                      [/B][/QUOTE]

                      As for women, the more you talk about them and waste time writing on overweight guinea pig Hagass, the less a couple of them will even remember of your fascist self.

                      Go out and flop!
                      posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                      posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                        • DavidLeeNatra
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10714
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Jérome from Fra
                          As for women, the more you talk about them and waste time writing on overweight guinea pig Hagass, the less a couple of them will even remember of your fascist self.

                          Go out and flop!
                          you wanna say what?
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                            • kentuckyklira
                              Veteran
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 1775
                              #8
                              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra

                              and the goddamn tsunami killed these
                              Crying shame!

                              Just had to have a "Doppelkorn" to get over it!
                              http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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                                • DavidLeeNatra
                                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 10714
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by kentuckyklira
                                  Crying shame!

                                  Just had to have a "Doppelkorn" to get over it!
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                                    • Jérôme Frenchise
                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 7174
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                                      you wanna say what?
                                      Well, I might have missed the point in what the previous post was about. Then I'll only say I'm terribly sorry. I'd rather be wrong in that case and lower my head in shame.I have no "misplaced" pride at all.
                                      I'm not a mean guy but a quick-starter.

                                      Maybe you can explain what the dude whose post I mentioned meant himself. Thanks if you do so.
                                      posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                      posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                        • Jérôme Frenchise
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 7174
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                                          you wanna say what?
                                          It was aimed at Dickface. I only meant he talked like a fascist (I can't let a cunt speak about African misery the way that cunt does), and the way he boasts about women is just grotesque. His lines stink like rotten hate, don't they?

                                          And shooting Sam Hagass down is a real waste of time to me, unless some jerk fan of his comes in here and dares paying tribute to every dedicated Dave-VH fan's living nightmare. The overfed guinea pig is already a walking caricature by himself, ain't he?
                                          posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                          posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                            • Black Betty
                                              Roadie
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 102
                                              #12
                                              Re: I hOPE 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS DIE IN A tsunami

                                              Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
                                              i AM GOING TO WISH 100,000 vAN hAGAR FANS THE PLEASURE OF DYING IN A FUCKING TSUNAMI.
                                              You must be a complete idiot to say things like this !
                                              We're just a battery for hire with a guitar fire
                                              Ready and aimed at you
                                              Pick up your balls and load up your cannon
                                              For a twenty-one gun salute

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                                                • kentuckyklira
                                                  Veteran
                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 1775
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Black Betty
                                                  You must be a complete idiot to say things like this !
                                                  Get a sense of humour!

                                                  There´s one for sale on eBay right now!
                                                  http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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                                                    • Jérôme Frenchise
                                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 7174
                                                      #14


                                                      When it's love... Mpfffff... HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
                                                      posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                                      posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                                        • Nickdfresh
                                                          SUPER MODERATOR

                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 49205
                                                          #15
                                                          I think a 150,000 people dying just isn't funny, even if you are joking about Hagar fans.

                                                          I know we get a creepy in the Sheep Pen with "oven" jokes, but it is still a little dark to even jokingly wish death on so many people. I remember when Alex Mogilny said he wished Eddie VH would die so older, live Dave material in the infamous EVH vault would be released by Warners Bros., and everybody jumped all over him. What makes this any better?

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