I hOPE 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS DIE IN A tsunami

[crazyjbn]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Wait a minute... I smell SHEEP... dude, you better just LAY OFF the fuckin Hagar talk right now or Arnold will have to tell you something you won't like... oh no!! I can't stop him!! Arnie's too strong!! HERE IT IS!!:

too funny

[Matt White]

ALL SHEEP TO THE PEN!!!!
OR BE CRUSHED!!! BRUTHA!!!!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Jérome from Fra
So fuckin' what?! Leave us alone with pseudo-VH!
Nobody enjoys eating their own shit, so spare a thought for those who don't dig eating others's, right!

As for women, the more you talk about them and waste time writing on overweight guinea pig Hagass, the less a couple of them will even remember of your fascist self.

Go out and flop! [/B][/QUOTE]

Hello you no good bastard,
I have no clue as to what the fuck you are saying.
I don't speak idiot and I don't speak french.
THis is America and our national language is English.

Please run all other replies in this thread through your 5th grade english teacher.
Now i'm off to have some freedom fries..

Goodbye you french, beret wearing, war losing, statue of liberty giving, french dressing and french fry eating, no good sorry bastard..

BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Matt White
ALL SHEEP TO THE PEN!!!!
OR BE CRUSHED!!! BRUTHA!!!!

Billy Graham! Original pythons!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Black Betty
You must be a complete idiot to say things like this !

Hello you no good bastard,
It might be a stretch here...
BUt I hope that dinner you eat tonight is full of Botulism and Salmonella.
I hope you puke your guts out you fucking bastard..
BREASTS,
DickFace

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Billy Graham! Original pythons!

het crust go get the mop ..all kinds of shit in the pen. it could use a good scrub down. now move like you do and do the thing you do...

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I think a 150,000 people dying just isn't funny, even if you are joking about Hagar fans.

Hello You Nick D Bastard you,

I hope tonight when you are looking at pictures of gay porn and choking your small , twizzler sized penis with BB sized testacles tha you realize that you don't determine what is funny for other people.

Get over yourself.
THere are tons of people that would like to see 100,000 VAN HAgar Fans die.
Goodbye you retarded bastard
BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by scottydabodi

PS -Dickface McSlapnuts rules.

Hello you bastard,
THanks for the compliment.
I hope all of your enemies get herpes

BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[Rikk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
just respect where you are...and leave the sam love at the linx ... or visit the pen and our fellow soldiers rikk, max, nickD and BB...guess you find some of them at the bar as the drinks are on the house right now to celebrate amy's birthday...

I've gotta get over there and grab a drink now.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by crazyjbn
because I am a complete van halen fan (both eras)


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HELLO YOU HAGAR LIKING BASTARD,

yOU ARE NOT A COMPLETE VANHALEN FAN...
YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON.

IF YOU CALL YOURSELF A "COMPLETE" VAN HALEN FAN, THEN YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF.
a "cOMPLETE" VAN HALEN FAN CELEBRATES THE dAVE ERA AND RECOGNIZES IT AS vAN hALEN.
a "cOMPLETE" VAN HALEN FAN DOES NOT LISTEN TO SAMMY HAGAR.

YOU JUST ADMITTED TO BEING A FUCKING RETARD.

WHIL YOU ARE READING THIS.. LOOK DOWN..
SEE THAT MASSIVE GUT YOU HAVE.
NOTICE HOW YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR PENIS UNLESS YOU BRUSH THE GUT OUT OF THE WAY.

SO YOU LIKE FAGGOTTY LOVE INFESTED LYRICS HAGAR WRITES?
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTT..
YOU ARE A PUSSY.
yOU DO NOT BELONG AT THIS WEBSITE.,
PLEASE TAKE YOUR HAGAR LOVING SELF OVER TO VHLINKS WHERE IT IS BETTER SUITED FOR YOUR SMALL BRAIN AND EVEN SMALLER PENIS

BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by DLRDUDE
Splain to everyone how you got the name "dickface". McSlapnuts? I guess that explains your relationship status

HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARD....
I GOT THE NAME FROM YOUR MOM... THROUGH MANY TEABAGGING AND SALD TOSSING INCIDENTS.

NOTICE HOW I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU, BUT FOR SOME REASON YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ME.

LISTEN HERE YOU FAGGOTT..
THIS ISN'T A THREAD FOR YOU TO PICK UP YOUR LATEST FAG TO BANG FOR THE NIGHT.
THIS IS HOPE AND PREPARATION FOR THE TSUNAMI THAT WILL COME AND DESTROY 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE PERSONAL QUESTIONS.
THIS IS NOT YOUR GAY PICKUP PARLOR,

GOODBYE YOU RETARDED BASTARD
bREASTS,
DICKFACE

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
het crust go get the mop ..all kinds of shit in the pen. it could use a good scrub down. now move like you do and do the thing you do...

I'll consider it if, and only if, your mother has dropped a few pounds.

Frankly, it's disturbing how you continually refer to her as a mop.....more important and equally disturbing is the fact I could sustain back strains and mental pains from mopping any said floor or pen with the portly thing.

Keep tryin' bitch.

[tjvhou812]

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[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I'll consider it if, and only if, you stick a mop up my ass dropped in a bucket of shit.

Frankly, it's disturbing how you continually refer to me as a mop boy.....more important and equally disturbing is the fact I could fit two mops up my ass and sustain back strains and mental pains from mopping any said floor or pen with the portly thing. but the job will be done.

Keep tryin' bitch.

well then go get the mop...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
well then go get the mop...

Amazing.

That has to be a fucking record.

Here's the thing:

Your shit-for-brains ability to manipulate the quote function pales in comparison to your shit-for-brains ability to post worthwhile content.

Enjoy your fucking jam-rag, AOL proxy, sound that only dogs hear existence motherfucker.

How are the weeds?

Did the roundup work?