I hOPE 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS DIE IN A tsunami

[Rikk]

Wow, cockvanhalen69 and Stoffa having a fight.

Keep going, boys. I'm just grabbing a seat and opening a beer.

Anyone got popcorn?

[bueno bob]

Re: I hOPE 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS DIE IN A tsunami

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,

sTRAIGHT OFF THE HEELS OF WISHING aLEX AND eD vAN hALEN hERPES FOR cHRISTMAS.. i AM GOING TO WISH 100,000 vAN hAGAR FANS THE PLEASURE OF DYING IN A FUCKING TSUNAMI.

WHY WERE THOSE DOT HEADS SO LUCKY?
whY COULDN'T THIS HAVE HAPPENED HERE?

blah b lah blah

Dude, who pissed in your cheerios?

Wishing people death isn't terribly cool.

I just wish them...NO VAN HAGAR.

2005 will probably see the realization of my wish.

[NightProwler]

dickface.

At least the name is appropriate.

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Amazing.

That has to be a fucking record.

Here's the thing:

Your shit-for-brains ability to manipulate the quote function pales in comparison to your shit-for-brains ability to post worthwhile content.

Enjoy your fucking jam-rag, AOL proxy, sound that only dogs hear existence motherfucker.

How are the weeds?

Did the roundup work?

hey crust no one said that you would like that line of work. so why be mad with me. well gonna take a piss now ill let you know if any hit floor or walls.....

[bueno bob]

lol

[Rikk]

Originally posted by NightProwler
dickface.

At least the name is appropriate.

What are you doing here, ham? Haven't seen you in these parts since the last library hour.

[tjvhou812]

.....

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by Rikk
Wow, cockvanhalen69 and Stoffa having a fight.

Keep going, boys. I'm just grabbing a seat and opening a beer.

Anyone got popcorn?

dude crust is just mad becuse his work got a bit much for him. it must be tuff working with the mop stuck up his shit hole...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
hey crust no one said that you would like that line of work. so why be mad with me. well gonna take a piss now ill let you know if any hit floor or walls.....

Why would it.

We all KNOW you sit down to take a piss.

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Why would it.

We all KNOW you sit down to take a piss.

only when that mother of yours holds it and i piss in her face...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Why would it.

We all KNOW you sit down to take a piss.

Hey, I sit down to piss.

Too lazy to stand up.

Besides, you never know when you're gonna need a wank, might as well be in position...

[tjvhou812]

lol

[WOAHYEAH]

Fuck yeah!
Fuck 100,000 Van Hagar fans!

I know a sue-porb way of killing them.



I just wish we thought of it before those iraquistans did!

NOW are all the lines crossed?

[Black Betty]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Hello you no good bastard,
It might be a stretch here...
BUt I hope that dinner you eat tonight is full of Botulism and Salmonella.
I hope you puke your guts out you fucking bastard..
BREASTS,
DickFace

For your information: the dinner was delicious ! Haven't eaten so much in al long time ! And if all you can post about is bastard, diseases and fuck(ing), come on: you can do better than that ! Be a little creative !

[bueno bob]

I think we got some extremist Hagar fanboy haters here, I say...