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Over 4000 posts and so many votes later
Fuck, where to begin? The last few weeks have definitley been interesting and I've found myself never defending my loyalty to the site, my passion for Roth and my integrity. 3 things I thought I'd never really have to do... AT GREAT LENGTH, over and over again. When people from this same site come here to cause shit, I can handle that, heck I laughed most of it off, but when people from this site constantly question my modding position, well, I guess I won.
(insert tears) If you read back to my original acceptance to become mod (none actually does exist btw but just go with me 
) and then read some of the bashing against me, you may scratch your head like I have been. *sniff sniff* Then again, you may agree with me staying. Either way, I just wanted to celebrate Dave and the freedom to share stories and talk shit with other Roth fans. The Webbies OFFERED me a position of modding, to which I said "Sure, thanks a lot and I'll do the best I can. Now where's the bar?" but the same attitude has rubbed some people the right way, made them wet, some crybabies the wrong way and left me wondering what it is I'm even doing here if Im attacked and not supported by fellow members? It's definitely worth the bullshit. 
Van Halen stories, memories I have and others shared, the music and Dave himself will always be here.
I stand up for what I believed was right, wrong or whether I give a flying fuck. I stand by it and hopefully stomped on a few people along the way. Day after day I find myself kicking ass, talking shit, joking, flirting and still find time moderating the Main forums with Stoffa, Mez and PA who also do a stellar job. Gimme a group hug fellas? You're right soldiers, the war is over. We didn't win though. WE KICKED ASS!!! I'm staying and that's what the chicks wanted, so the winner is currently kissing my tight buttocks. Oh well. It's horny of them, I know, but it's also very important to me to keep true to myself and keep believing in what I believe in (which happens to be SEX, DRUGS AND ROTH AND ROLL) with having to listen to or read (in this case) suggestive posts towards me. I haven't given in......YET!!! I've jerked off. Keep Rothing on, you guys and gals rock! Thanks for the oppurtunity and keep having fun. Something tells me you'll start having fun when the assholes realize I'm laughing my ass off as I write this.
I've made a lot of friends and I will remember all, even after you kick the shit out of me for wasting your valuable time re-hashing this drivel. Thanks again. (I AM GRATE as Mod for my spot)
I hope dissapointed any of you and wasted your time. This is truly the full intention of this parody.
MAX
Jer (Jan 04 - Till' they show my punk ass tha' door)
Don't cry for me...........
Laugh either at me, with me or at least fucking throw something!!!!!!
Fuck, where to begin? The last few weeks have definitley been interesting and I've found myself never defending my loyalty to the site, my passion for Roth and my integrity. 3 things I thought I'd never really have to do... AT GREAT LENGTH, over and over again. When people from this same site come here to cause shit, I can handle that, heck I laughed most of it off, but when people from this site constantly question my modding position, well, I guess I won.
(insert tears) If you read back to my original acceptance to become mod (none actually does exist btw but just go with me ) and then read some of the bashing against me, you may scratch your head like I have been. *sniff sniff* Then again, you may agree with me staying. Either way, I just wanted to celebrate Dave and the freedom to share stories and talk shit with other Roth fans. The Webbies OFFERED me a position of modding, to which I said "Sure, thanks a lot and I'll do the best I can. Now where's the bar?" but the same attitude has rubbed some people the right way, made them wet, some crybabies the wrong way and left me wondering what it is I'm even doing here if Im attacked and not supported by fellow members? It's definitely worth the bullshit. Van Halen stories, memories I have and others shared, the music and Dave himself will always be here. I stand up for what I believed was right, wrong or whether I give a flying fuck. I stand by it and hopefully stomped on a few people along the way. Day after day I find myself kicking ass, talking shit, joking, flirting and still find time moderating the Main forums with Stoffa, Mez and PA who also do a stellar job. Gimme a group hug fellas?
You're right soldiers, the war is over. We didn't win though. WE KICKED ASS!!! I'm staying and that's what the chicks wanted, so the winner is currently kissing my tight buttocks. Oh well. It's horny of them, I know, but it's also very important to me to keep true to myself and keep believing in what I believe in (which happens to be SEX, DRUGS AND ROTH AND ROLL) with having to listen to or read (in this case) suggestive posts towards me. I haven't given in......YET!!! I've jerked off. Keep Rothing on, you guys and gals rock! Thanks for the oppurtunity and keep having fun. Something tells me you'll start having fun when the assholes realize I'm laughing my ass off as I write this.I've made a lot of friends and I will remember all, even after you kick the shit out of me for wasting your valuable time re-hashing this drivel. Thanks again. (I AM GRATE as Mod for my spot)
I hope dissapointed any of you and wasted your time. This is truly the full intention of this parody.
MAX
Jer (Jan 04 - Till' they show my punk ass tha' door)
Don't cry for me...........
Laugh either at me, with me or at least fucking throw something!!!!!!
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