time to say 'ello

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
How many rounds Max,kiwi rules.LOL.

Ever eat a kiwi around that "region" eh, Dan?

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by MAX
Dear lord, it has less acid than pee. What do you think?

dunno, max.
maybe one of the girls
has been there, done that?

*curious*

[MAX]

All that I have to say is that a womans body, fresh oranges and an active tongue all make for a stellar good time. Just don't clog up the drain when showering off the sticky.

[ashstralia]

i have spread the following substances
on vaginas, with no ill effect.

1) whipped cream
2) honey
3) strawberry jam
4) chocolate syrup
5) my man cream

[Dan]

Originally posted by ashstralia
yo, dan!

howzit goin bud?

what up Ash.

[Dan]

Originally posted by ashstralia
i have spread the following substances
on vaginas, with no ill effect.

1) whipped cream
2) honey
3) strawberry jam
4) chocolate syrup
5) my man cream

Hair Pie everyone.

[ashstralia]

(in homer's voice)

mmmmmmmmmmm

hair pie!

[Dan]

Originally posted by ashstralia
(in homer's voice)

mmmmmmmmmmm

hair pie!

Ash.First time I heard the line Hair Pie was years ago in a all Girl porn movie called Break Out.

[ashstralia]

cool bro!

hair pie....

has a certain ring to it, huh?

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by ashstralia
ladies, would orange juice
sting your twat?

'tis very possible inside the sugar walls

be sure to lick really, really fast just to be safe

yeah, that's it, fast is ALWAYS good

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by MAX
Over 4000 posts and so many votes later

Fuck, where to begin? The last few weeks have definitley been interesting and I've found myself never defending my loyalty to the site, my passion for Roth and my integrity. 3 things I thought I'd never really have to do... AT GREAT LENGTH, over and over again. When people from this same site come here to cause shit, I can handle that, heck I laughed most of it off, but when people from this site constantly question my modding position, well, I guess I won. (insert tears) If you read back to my original acceptance to become mod (none actually does exist btw but just go with me ) and then read some of the bashing against me, you may scratch your head like I have been. *sniff sniff* Then again, you may agree with me staying. Either way, I just wanted to celebrate Dave and the freedom to share stories and talk shit with other Roth fans. The Webbies OFFERED me a position of modding, to which I said "Sure, thanks a lot and I'll do the best I can. Now where's the bar?" but the same attitude has rubbed some people the right way, made them wet, some crybabies the wrong way and left me wondering what it is I'm even doing here if Im attacked and not supported by fellow members? It's definitely worth the bullshit. Van Halen stories, memories I have and others shared, the music and Dave himself will always be here.
I stand up for what I believed was right, wrong or whether I give a flying fuck. I stand by it and hopefully stomped on a few people along the way. Day after day I find myself kicking ass, talking shit, joking, flirting and still find time moderating the Main forums with Stoffa, Mez and PA who also do a stellar job. Gimme a group hug fellas? You're right soldiers, the war is over. We didn't win though. WE KICKED ASS!!! I'm staying and that's what the chicks wanted, so the winner is currently kissing my tight buttocks. Oh well. It's horny of them, I know, but it's also very important to me to keep true to myself and keep believing in what I believe in (which happens to be SEX, DRUGS AND ROTH AND ROLL) with having to listen to or read (in this case) suggestive posts towards me. I haven't given in......YET!!! I've jerked off. Keep Rothing on, you guys and gals rock! Thanks for the oppurtunity and keep having fun. Something tells me you'll start having fun when the assholes realize I'm laughing my ass off as I write this.
I've made a lot of friends and I will remember all, even after you kick the shit out of me for wasting your valuable time re-hashing this drivel. Thanks again. (I AM GRATE as Mod for my spot)
I hope dissapointed any of you and wasted your time. This is truly the full intention of this parody.

MAX

Jer (Jan 04 - Till' they show my punk ass tha' door)

Don't cry for me...........

Laugh either at me, with me or at least fucking throw something!!!!!!

I hope you have the pleasure of Banning me someday.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Mezro
MAX

I'm sending you over an emergency order of hookers, three buckets of cole slaw, a syringe full of bleach, two pounds of labia butter, one small marmoset (wearing a turtleneck), three pigs with ball gags, one ball with three pig gags, Pringles, an egg white overcoat, hair system love paste, a goat eating groats, scabies on a stick, flank meat from the bottom of a chaw cup, fruity pebbles (wrapped in membrane), tongs made from tampons, tampon juice disguised as Tang and ground beef meatballs held together with sutures.

Mezro...a cry for attention gets a response in kind...

Stellar fuckin' post as usual Mez. What up?

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by lms2
who cares what you think?

I didn't read what you originally posted. Past experience has shown me that reading what you post is a waste of time. Paragraphing may have helped...

You flip flop entirely too much for anyone to take seriously. One day you are cool with me, the next you are in a rage. You wait till people log off and go talk shit, and then when they respond, you have nothing to say. The sad thing is, you think this means you own them. Get help Max...

All I know is that this recent split between you and Rikk is a desperate cry for attention from two wanna bes who found a little fame in the sheep pen, and will do anything, and I mean anything, to hang on to it way past its time.

Is anyone actually falling for it? Maxi Moron and Rikki Retardo... will they kiss and make up? Does anyone even care?

And if you want to know what I am still pissed about, its this...

“ Originally posted by MAX


Oh lms,

FQ2!!!! I read your insults. Do you really wanna play with my boyfriend (Hunk O' Manliness) Army studmuffin Roftard Rikki and myself? I don't think so..........

So sorry if you were pissed that I found explicit teen pics were inappropriate. Sexploitation of underage women has never been kewl with moi.

”



Whatever Max, no I don't want to play with you and your little buddy retard Rikk... but it seems if I want to post ANYWHERE in the Army, I have no choice.

So you read my insults? Quit taking them personally... I don't usually bother to talk about you at all.

I think it is appropriate for me to ask if you were mad at me or the content of the thread... you fly off the handle at me all the time when Rikk or Fab takes a notion that its pick on lms day. But who really gives a fuck. Next time I won't ask if you find it so insulting.

Glad you are finally out of the closet, its the first step.

Now try taking your head out of your ass, that might help as well.

Beautiful and Smart!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by MAX
Oh JEEZUS!!!!!!!!!!!

This HAS to be a joke, right?

Listen up.......................

IT'S A FRIGGIN' MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!!!

That is all. The people who are personal outside of it friggin' KNOW it!!!

Shucks, I have no serious beef with you cos I don't even know you. I was just having some fun in the dump weeks back cos you referred to me as a fag. Hence, I acted like one and I found it funny cos it brought out my "inner woman" LOL!!!

Seriously,

Chill the fuck out!!!

My goodness, there are only like three or four of you around that have a hard time just being obnoxious for a bit of the day.

WOW!!!

It boggles the mind. :eek:

If it's "just a messege board" why all the crying and defensive bullshit. Maybe you should get a sense of humor?

Btw: you accuse me of starting a thread for attention? What would you call this? Personaly I like this thread. I find the humor in it. But it also shows what a mod in main actualy does again.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by ashstralia
i have spread the following substances
on vaginas, with no ill effect.

1) whipped cream
2) honey
3) strawberry jam
4) chocolate syrup
5) my man cream

In the same night in that order?