When the Fakk©®™ did it...

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Brethren and Sistren,

When the fakk did it become acceptable, nay, a BADGE OF HONOR©®™ for women to goddam BREAST FEED©®™ in public?!?!? Here in The OC I have seen no less than two FEEDERS©®™ at goddam STARBUCKS this week... WTF? There's nothing at all appealing about seeing that shit, and most woman can barely drive let alone putting on makeup, adjusting the blanky, popping out the sagging boobage, and aligning the baby's wailing mouth up to the nip... seriously, the kid won't fakking starve if you wait until you get in the car or go home. Yeah, great, it's natural, maybe I should just rub one out in the goddam easy chair here while I chug down an espresso...

I am absolutely NOT sexist, I think all women are created equal, all bleed out of their pee holes, and some have even managed to go on to get college educations and star in porn, but for the love of JIVE©®™, keep your tits in your bra unless it's the beach, strip club, or reality show.

That is all.

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[thome]

I only know they have Twoo Boobbages©® and I stole your CR thingie

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[Diamondjimi]

Doesn't bother me a bit. But if the woman throws me dirty look or has something to say about my glance I'd tell her to put the milk bag away and do it in private...

[Dan]

Doesn't bother me a bit. But if the woman throws me dirty look or has something to say about my glance I'd tell her to put the milk bag away and do it in private...

It Would Help If You Have Your Pants On DJ.

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[Panamark]

too funny Danny and DJ !

I tell ya what, after becoming a somewhat recent dad for the first
time. Our son was delivered in a new age trendy private maternity
hospital in Sydney. The Dad's are encouraged (pushed) to join
in on every freakin part of it.. The rooms have these massive showers
where (when the woman goes into labour) you are encouraged to
get in there, her all naked (Dad's must keep undies on) and
even nursies will jump on in to help.... But fook me, the post birth
mass breast feeding classes, I must have looked like I was on crack,
I couldnt find a comfortable place to point my eyeballs.
There was milk laden boobies everywhere. In fact at this point
all the women were topless, none of this discreet little nipple flaps...

Totally get where you are coming from Icon.... I saw so much milk
feeding boobies in such a short period of time it was trippy.

The other thing i noticed was going to ob-gyn appointments,
you are just sitting in the waiting room, bored, as they always
make you wait two hours, so you resort to looking at insects,
roof decorations, anything, as the range of womens weekly magazines
dont really provide great reading...
ALWAYS, while you are looking around randomly you end up staring
at the exact moment a mother whips it out, nipple all ready, and
then you cop the reverse stare, and feel like a freakin deviot pervert !!

Happens everytime...

Fortunately for me, my son didnt really get into the whole boob feed
thing and we switched to formula.... (Way better dudes !!!! for those
about to go over the edge into parenthood)

[Seshmeister]

That sounds like madness you really should have put your foot down.

I only ever went to one class and it was deeply unsettling to see the way the dads were overcompensating and groveling. Piece of nonsense.

Turn up on the day of the birth wearing a falconry glove to minimise scratching damage during the unpleasantness, try to look vaguely interested whilst she complains about fulfilling her biological function if only to minimise the moans later and then have an extended period of baby head wetting in the pub whilst you can. If there is any opportunity to keep them both in the hospital longer after the birth jump at it. Unless of course you already have a kid, then get them back promptly to help out.

Cheers!

[Dan]

Looking Is Ok But Not Touching.

[GAR]

A reverse look with a frown behind it earns a wink and a smile from me, bitch.

I don't take that shit. If they whip it out, I should have the right to the other side. Or to whip mine out in public, too.

You're right. Who wants to see any of that? Or should I say who doesn't.. uhhh huhuhuhhuhuh

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[GAR]

Here in The OC

Fullerton? Are you the one working at Chapman..

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Brethren and Sistren,

Don't get me wrong, yeah, if it's your own kid and wife... I get it... but that's the problem with BREEDERS©®™, so fakking narcissistic that they think their cool kid and shit is cool to everyone else... I don't give a fack if their kid is a college genius or the cutest fakking thing since, well you get the point... all I'm saying is this shit wouldn't happen in IRAN or NORTH KOREA, that's all I'm sayin'....

And I think, sesh, that is some of the most poignant wisdom to leave your virtual mouth since I don't know when... if I ever knock up one of these whores (again) I'll be sure to take your advice on all things post-partum.

That is all.

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Fullerton?!?!? I guess it is technically in the county, but no, I'm in the Laguna/Newport area, where the housewives run rampant, the alimony flows, and we're up to our eyeballs in cougars whose vocabularies don't include the word "excess" when it comes to Bentleys, Aston Martins, Rolls, and cosmetic surgery.

That is all.

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[GAR]

The sandwich shack down the highway has awesome stuff.. I don't ever get to Laguna. I'm up in LA.

Another great place I like over there is that 50s diner.. you probably know those joints.

Laguna rocks for cougars! You see that all over the place down there, crossing the street with the little dogs..

[GAR]

OFFAK I just read the piechart pay-out for donations..

[Mushroom]

I don't mind seeing boobage, it's their fault if I look. the problem is most of them are not MILFs