Charlie Sheen Is Da Man!

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  • Jagermeister
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    Charlie Sheen Is Da Man!

    This guy rocks. I want to be like Charlie.

    This cracks me up. The chick is like um I don't do coke. But she does an excellent job of descirbing the "8 balls" some guy brings to the party.

    Party on Mr. Sheen. Party On.




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  • Dave's Bitch
    ROCKSTAR

    • Apr 2005
    • 5275

    #2
    Charlie Sheen Is A Prick
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    • Jagermeister
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2010
      • 4510

      #3
      Oh I don't know. Porn stars and 8 balls may make for a disassociated facade but he's ok in my book.

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      • Dave's Bitch
        ROCKSTAR

        • Apr 2005
        • 5275

        #4
        Just keep him away from the gun cabinate
        I really love you baby, I love what you've got
        Let's get together we can, Get hot

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          1 - Hiatal Hernias are real. Nasty fucking shit. And if you don't take proper preventative medication, they will fuck you up.

          2 - This blonde porn "star", chicks like her are a dime a dozen. I could see 1,000 girls hotter & dirtier than her just by Googling "drunken sluts". She just wants her fame and like she said "I want my Bentley". Nothing more than a slimy gold digging bitch with nothing more to offer than a stretched out pussy or disinterested blow job.

          Who knows how much Charlie drank or how much (if any) drugs he took. Who the fuck cares. His work is on hiatus this week. His partying so far has not affected his work life. He shows up to work, does his job, and has the highest rated show on TV. Dude looks fairly healthy too. A lot healthier than when Eddie was whacked out of his mind.

          He is a millionaire, likes to get hammered and have whores around. Sounds like a good life choice to me. People ragging him are either looking for their own fame or are jealous. Plus now it's just easier for Charlie to pay some random chick $15k for the night instead of getting married and paying multi-millions forever.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            He isn't doing anything different from what any rockstar has done, Dave included. Difference is Charlie keeps getting caught and there weren't paparazzi & Internet in 1981.
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              Some men just shouldn't get married and get a vasectomy so they can't make kids. Charlie and Tiger are going to burn through as many skanks as they can. They attract lots of women because they are rich and famous and they love to sample the candy store.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16338

                #8
                Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
                Just keep him away from the gun cabinate
                Gun cabinets
                Alcohol
                Women

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12682

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Gun cabinets
                  Alcohol
                  Women
                  you prefer him as an unarmed, sober faggot? that is his co-star on the show...
                  Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 01-28-2011, 01:03 PM.
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • lesfunk
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3560

                    #10
                    For better or for worse , Sheen knows how to fucking party.
                    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                    • VAiN
                      Use my hand, I won't look
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5057

                      #11
                      He's OK in my book... I'd do the same stupid shit if I had the opportunities he has.
                      Originally posted by wiseguy
                      That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                      • THEDOCTOR
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 6562

                        #12
                        Charlie Sheen:
                        Single handedly keeping the 80's alive even if it kills him!

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #13
                          If he keeps at this pace....I don't think he will die.

                          It is much more likely a dead hooker will turn up one morning at his house with a bottle of vodka in her ass, a nose full of coke, and a womb full of Charlies seed. Then the spectacle of the trial of the millennium. You think OJ's trial was big? You ain't seen nothin' yet.
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • Eyes of the Night
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1993

                            #14
                            Originally posted by THEDOCTOR
                            Charlie Sheen:
                            Single handedly keeping the 80's alive even if it kills him!
                            Hillarious and fucking cool at the same time Doc!
                            Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19144

                              #15
                              If he was a girl, we'd all be calling him a skank.

                              I'm all for people who don't give a fuck, but when you get into middle aged and you're still the same person you were a generation earlier, it's a little sad.
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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