Charlie Sheen Is Da Man!

[CROWBAR]

They want his money bottom line, so they go ahead and marry, despite knowing his history dude.

[Mr Walker]

Holy Shit... I just saw a picture of his 26 year old daughter. She's a big gal.

[Kristy]

Weird genetics in that family

[CROWBAR]

Charlie, going down with the ship? See you didn't learn anything from me didja?

[Blaze]

There is a saying somewhere that the sins of the father afflict 7 generations; wonder what those children's forefathers did to grace them with fortune.

[CROWBAR]

Oh noooooooo, we're invincible huh Charlie?

[Nitro Express]

Charlie approved beer:



2 breast implants... $4,000

Dodgers tickets... $47

A cold beer... $6

Drunkenly pouring the beer down your shirt... priceless.

WINNING!

[Nitro Express]

You can fuck a 10. Or you can fuck two 5's or five 2's.

[Nitro Express]

When Charlie had just one woman, she's always smoking hot. Now he has two and they are half as hot.

[CROWBAR]

You can fuck a 10. Or you can fuck two 5's or five 2's.

And that kids is today's "Sheen" life lesson.

[sadaist]

When Charlie had just one woman, she's always smoking hot. Now he has two and they are half as hot.

Yes. But they are not married to him and they know the deal. That alone more than makes up for anything they may lack in looks. Plus they seem to rotate out every 2 weeks or so. So take your pic. One hot wife that is entitled to half your money & can order you around & tell you not to fuck other women. or a rotating buffet of whores who don't give a fuck where you put your dick and are not entitled to any of your money.

Easy choice. WINNING!

[Nitro Express]

USDA Prime is going to cost you a lot. Those kind of women aren't as easy to buy; especially, if they have their own careers. USDA Choice and USDA Select are available at the grocery store, are cheaper, and easier to buy. You can roll every night with a different group of 2's probably cheaper than what one good 10 will cost you. Of course it all depends on the prenuptial agreement.

[Blaze]

Yes. But they are not married to him and they know the deal. That alone more than makes up for anything they may lack in looks. Plus they seem to rotate out every 2 weeks or so. So take your pic. One hot wife that is entitled to half your money & can order you around & tell you not to fuck other women. or a rotating buffet of whores who don't give a fuck where you put your dick and are not entitled to any of your money.

Easy choice. WINNING!

Ummmm... But this is not Paul looking for love....
Charlie likes paying for his domestic affairs.

That is part of who he is.

If he is truly a WINNER then being bound to his household would be a A+ affair.
Holies, if he was truly worth the endeavor, the menfolk would release their wives to him.
He is NOT an asset to the household.

[Ozzy Fudd]

No, but he's a shoe-in for the next season of "Celebrity Rehab"

I'm sure Dr. Drew has already called him.

All i can say was, i lmao through the whole 20/20 interview!

[Nitro Express]

I can spot bipolar disorder from a mile away. I've seen plenty of it and even deaths from it. Charlie suffers from it. I don't think anyone ever got him sober and then brought him down to a base level in order to really help him solve the problem. In most cases the problem stems from childhood and is never taken care of and then it goes all to hell usually when the person is in their 30's and 40's. It's more than drugs, drinking, partying, and girls. He's running there to feel good trying to escape something that hasn't been dealt with. Years of it has taken it's toll on him and he's worn out. It takes a lot of energy to keep all the baggage going. I wish the best for him.

You are either going to see a dead Charlie Sheen or one that will come back very strong. We will see. It's up to him.