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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21833

    Hey Elvis! Is This One Of Your Inbred Relatives????

    Seems like the sort of people you were raised among....they definitely have your lack of intellect...



    A "serpent-handling" West Virginia pastor died after his rattlesnake bit him during a church ritual, just as the man had apparently watched a snake kill his father years before.

    Pentecostal pastor Mark Wolford, 44, hosted an outdoor service at the Panther Wildlife Management Area in West Virginia Sunday, which he touted on his Facebook page prior to the event.

    "I am looking for a great time this Sunday," Wolford wrote May 22, according to the Washington Post. "It is going to be a homecoming like the old days. Good 'ole raised in the holler or mountain ridge running, Holy Ghost-filled speaking-in-tongues sign believers."

    Robin Vanover, Wolford's sister, told the Washington Post that 30 minutes into the outdoor service, Wolford passed around a poisonous timber rattlesnake, which eventually bit him.

    "He laid it on the ground," Vanover said in the interview, "and he sat down next to the snake, and it bit him on the thigh."

    Vanover said Wolford was then transported to a family member's home in Bluefield about 80 miles away to recover. But as the situation worsened, he was taken to a hospital where he later died.

    Jim Shires, owner of the Cravens-Shires Funeral Home in Bluefield, told ABC News that Wolford died Monday. Wolford's church, the Apostolic House of the Lord Jesus in Matoaka, will host a viewing Friday and a funeral service Saturday morning. Wolford will be buried at the Hicks Family Plot in Phelps, Ky.

    Officials at the Panther Wildlife Management Area had been unaware of Sunday's event until they were notified by callers after the service.

    "We did not know that this event was happening, and if we had known about it or if we had been asked for permission, permission would not have been granted," Hoy Murphy, public information officer for the West Virginia Division of Natural Resources, told ABC News.

    Hoy said West Virginia state park rules prohibit animals other than dogs and cats on the property.

    While snake-handling is legal in West Virginia, other Appalachian states, including Kentucky and Tennessee, have banned the practice in public spaces.

    Snake-handlers point to scripture as evidence that God calls them to engage in such a practice to show their faith in him. Mark 16: 17-18 reads, "And these signs shall follow them that believe: In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues. They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

    Wolford told the Washington Post magazine in 2011 that he is carrying on the tradition of his ancestors by engaging in snake handling.

    "Anybody can do it that believes it," Wolford said. "Jesus said, 'These signs shall follow them which believe.' This is a sign to show people that God has the power."

    Wolford said watched his own father die at the age of 39 after a rattlesnake bit him during a similar service.

    "He lived 101/2 hours," Wolford told the Washington Post Magazine. "When he got bit, he said he wanted to die in the church. Three hours after he was bitten, his kidneys shut down. After a while, your heart stops. I hated to see him go, but he died for what he believed in.

    "I know it's real; it is the power of God," Wolford told the Washington Post Magazine last year. "If I didn't do it, if I'd never gotten back involved, it'd be the same as denying the power and saying it was not real."

  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    I was raised in the military, Mr. Jobless...

    So this pastor was foolish and died, does that make God any less real ??

    Maybe if you set your smug ego down for a minute and called out to God your life might be on a straighter path...


    Just sayin'


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    • private parts
      Sniper
      • Jan 2007
      • 925

      #3
      Originally posted by ELVIS
      I was raised in the military, Mr. Jobless...

      So this pastor was foolish and died, does that make God any less real ??

      Maybe if you set your smug ego down for a minute and called out to God your life might be on a straighter path...


      Just sayin'


      That was God thinning out the herd.
      sigpic" You ever notice when I scream I sound like Mr. Bill on acid" DLR

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      • jhale667
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 20929

        #4
        Snake handlers are special kinds of zealots...they don't do that much in ELBOW's (red) neck of the woods, do they?
        Originally posted by conmee
        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

        That is all.

        Icon.
        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


        Originally posted by Isaac R.
        Then it's really true??:eek:

        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
        Originally posted by eddie78
        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #5
          Dude, south Louisiana is not the south you're thinking of...

          There are creole and French Cajun people here, not typical southerners or rednecks or any of the racist stereotypes you dream about, idiot...



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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            Originally posted by private parts
            That was God thinning out the herd.
            Maybe so...

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            • jhale667
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 20929

              #7
              Originally posted by ELVIS
              Dude, south Louisiana is not the south you're thinking of...

              There are creole and French Cajun people here, not typical southerners or rednecks or any of the racist stereotypes you dream about, idiot...




              Believe it or not, TOOL - I was saying snake handlers aren't big in your area - it's more of an (seriously rural) Appalachia thing. Defensive much?
              Originally posted by conmee
              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

              That is all.

              Icon.
              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


              Originally posted by Isaac R.
              Then it's really true??:eek:

              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
              Originally posted by eddie78
              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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              • hambon4lif
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Jun 2004
                • 2810

                #8
                Originally posted by jhale667
                Believe it or not, TOOL - I was saying snake handlers aren't big in your area -
                Evidently, snake-swallowers are, though.

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jhale667
                  Believe it or not, TOOL - I was saying snake handlers aren't big in your area - it's more of an (seriously rural) Appalachia thing. Defensive much?
                  No, but you always call me a redneck and a hick and I don't live in an area like that...

                  Besides, I was born in Vallejo...

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                  • jhale667
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 20929

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                    No, but you always call me a redneck and a hick and I don't live in an area like that...
                    And your behaving like one has little to do with where you live...that's where all the "swamp-thing" references come in handy...


                    Besides, I was born in Vallejo...

                    And yet somehow your family thought LOUISIANA would be preferable...m'kay.... lol Job transfer?
                    Originally posted by conmee
                    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                    That is all.

                    Icon.
                    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                    Originally posted by Isaac R.
                    Then it's really true??:eek:

                    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                    Originally posted by eddie78
                    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                    • hambon4lif
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2810

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jhale667
                      And yet somehow your family thought LOUISIANA would be preferable...m'kay.... lol Job transfer?
                      It's more of a case of them feeling they could just relocate to wherever they wanted...
                      ....especially since the house had wheels on it.

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        Dude, this area has a 4.1% unemployment rate...the best in the nation...

                        The oil industry is booming...

                        Houma Louisiana which is 19 miles away has been one of the fastest growing cities in America for over a decade, and in the late 90s was THE fastest growing city in America...

                        Houma is also the home of the cardiovascular institute of the south - a renowned world leader in cardiovascular medicine...

                        Meanwhile, California is literally dying...



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                        • jhale667
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 20929

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          Meanwhile, California is literally dying...
                          I love how you and Nyquil are always fond of spouting that (doubt either of you have set foot in the state in decades), and yet somehow it's still the music and entertainment capital of the world, and EVERYBODY who's anybody still wants to be here...

                          We're still doing something right...
                          Originally posted by conmee
                          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                          That is all.

                          Icon.
                          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                          Originally posted by Isaac R.
                          Then it's really true??:eek:

                          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                          Originally posted by eddie78
                          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #14
                            Originally posted by hambon4lif
                            It's more of a case of them feeling they could just relocate to wherever they wanted...
                            ....especially since the house had wheels on it.
                            No, it's because my father was transferred here to inspect communications equipment installation on navy and coast guard ships...they build ships here as well...

                            I stayed because I like the south, the heat, the people, the food, the environment, the women and the music...


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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jhale667
                              I love how you and Nyquil are always fond of spouting that (doubt either of you have set foot in the state in decades), and yet somehow it's still the music and entertainment capital of the world, and EVERYBODY who's anybody still wants to be here...

                              We're still doing something right...
                              What is California doing right ??

                              Name one thing...

                              And I was there in 2009. I drove from San Diego to Seattle...

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