Australian Football

**Dan** · 05-29-2007, 01:24 AM

Keep them coming,Boys.

**Dan** · 05-29-2007, 01:32 AM

What does an Australian girl use for Protection during sex?

A bus Shelter.

**Grant** · 05-29-2007, 02:42 AM

This one's from an old Fast Forward episode...

*Shows footage of an Olympic swimming race.*

The Commentator says, "The Kiwi is yards in front. They won't catch him. A well deserved gold medal for New Zealand!"

*Then the footage finishes with the giant words AMAZING STORIES by Steven Spielberg*

**Dan** · 06-03-2007, 03:19 AM

The Warrior's have lost there last 5 games,I need a drink.

Good to see The ABs kick some French ass just like The Aussie's did to Wales.

**Panamark** · 06-03-2007, 04:48 AM

Great to see the Dee's notch up their first, (Yay DTM !)
and the Blues finally back ontrack !!

**Dan** · 06-03-2007, 04:56 AM

Originally posted by Panamark
Great to see the Dee's notch up their first, (Yay DTM !)
and the Blues finally back ontrack !!

Great Win by The Demons.

Got to feel sorry for The Tigers.

**Grant** · 06-03-2007, 06:54 PM

Looks like the Swannies got robbed. I missed the game cause was at the Socceroos rematch with Uruguay.

**Panamark** · 06-06-2007, 01:47 AM

Swans were robbed..
Im still undecided about Essendon this year.
James Hird is still playing unbelievably, even
in the diminished time they now give him.
I think this is a great idea by Sheedy, I think
all the ageing champions should be treated
this way. I reckon Pagan will start using Koutafides
in this fashion.. They did this to good effect
against the doggies on the weekend.

Whats happening to the SCG ? Looks like they have
knocked down 1/4 of the stands there ?

**Dan** · 06-06-2007, 02:00 AM

Originally posted by Panamark
Swans were robbed..
Im still undecided about Essendon this year.
James Hird is still playing unbelievably, even
in the diminished time they nnow give him.
I think this is a great idea by Sheedy, I think
all the ageing champions should be treated
this way. I reckon Pagan will start using Koutafides
in this fashion.. They did this to good effect
against the doggies on the weekend.

Whats happening to the SCG ? Looks like they have
knocked down 1/4 of the stands there ?

UpGrade for the SCG?

Since there are a lot of Kiwi's living there,they are buying it.

BTW....Go Queensland.

**Panamark** · 06-06-2007, 02:14 AM

Maybe its going to be a Sheep Pen ?? :p

I remember seeing a pig running around there
a few years ago !

**Panamark** · 06-06-2007, 02:15 AM

GO NSW !

**Dan** · 06-07-2007, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by Panamark
Maybe its going to be a Sheep Pen ??:p

Mark,We have one,It's called Eden Park.

**Panamark** · 06-07-2007, 02:48 AM

heheheh ! BAA BAA !!!

None of you blokes take your wives there do ya ??
Dont want em jumpin the fence and eating the
playing field

**Dan** · 06-09-2007, 04:09 AM

Originally posted by Panamark
heheheh ! BAA BAA !!!

None of you blokes take your wives there do ya ??
Dont want em jumpin the fence and eating the
playing field

They have a Bath and then a Shave before The Game.

**Dan** · 06-11-2007, 12:56 AM

WTF?

The Warriors are playing like a Bunch of Girls.

No balls to play and get that fucker off the wing.

6 games in a row,I'm getting piss off.

We need to Win 9 games out of 12 to make the Top 8.