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Brethren and Sistren,
I've got about two dozen cock picks floating around the Interwebs, so be it...
Here's the thing... hoes don't want pics of your cock until AFTER they've seen it in real life... with hoes, they need an emotional connection, so if you are sending a cock pic, you should already have established physical use of said cock with said female recipient. Most women don't get turned on by simple visuals unless there is some sort of emotional attachment. So Favray's bad for thinking that pathetic wiener of his would seal the deal with that hoe -- he could have also surrounded it with Benjamins or put a Cartier watch on it, that might have improved chances with said hoe. Anyhow, unless it had already been in her mouth/vaj/ass, a cock is like a fucking hammer or other generic tool. Unless, of course, you are 12" plus, then it's just an oddity of nature, or a blessing depending on your perspective.
From a sales perspective, you need to qualify the opportunity before you start cutting price or opening the kimono so to speak. Obviously, Brett didn't do his due diligence before letting it all hang out. But really, we are talking athletes here, and they by and large aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, and combined with a sense of superiority and infallibility and being fawned over like a christ figure, I can see why most of these dumbass athletes get into trouble, even Tiger didn't figure it out and he attended Stanford, right? Politicians end up doing the same stupid shit, so maybe it's just a human flaw when one has what one thinks is indisputable unlimited (seemingly) power and influence?
That is all.
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"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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I am one of this guy's biggest fan's so I guess i'm pissed at him if it's all true. If your'e going to chase tail you might want to tell the wife youre not interested anymore !!I'm more pissed he was dumb enough to sent a photo of his dick. Did he really think it wouldn't come back to haunt him ??? I never claimed he was he smartest guy around but come on !! Vikes 20 Jets 17 !!Comment
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J-E-T-S ! to live and die by the favre. god i don't miss that.Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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"If your child needs a role model and you're not it, you're both fucked".-George CarlinComment
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The stories of his poon-houndery around these parts are legendary. I myself witnessed it on a couple of occassions. The other surprising thing is that he WASN'T in the hot tub raping a 17-year-old with Mark Chamura.
Either way, his wife is just a much a money-grubbing d-bag. She stuck with him for the big payout and it looks like it's going to happen. He better Kobe up and find some sweet finger bling.Comment
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"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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And seriously...his name isn't fucking Farve...
It's Fav-re...
like the fucking Hannibal Lecter fucking beans if a redneck Hannibal would have said it...
I say the media takes a fucking stand..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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The real question about Bert is: Deanna or Jenn?
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Jenn Sterger is the Favre sexting woman. Read her last name backwards
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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BREAKING NEWS: Deanna Favre Statement
Green Bay, Wisconsin (CNN) --Deanna Favre issued a statement yesterday
saying,
"Those pictures Brett sent to that reporter were meant for me - but you
know Brett -
they were intercepted!"
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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BREAKING NEWS: Deanna Favre Statement
Green Bay, Wisconsin (CNN) --Deanna Favre issued a statement yesterday
saying,
"Those pictures Brett sent to that reporter were meant for me - but you
know Brett -
they were intercepted!"
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Looking forward to another Packers ~ Vikes showdown as Favre returns to Green Bay Sun night. It looks like Clay Matthews III will be able to play, I hope he greets Favre in the backfield early and often.
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