Tiger Woods briefly hospitalized after crash outside his home

[thome]

Well, if we , we being me standin, were lucky they would also taze you and your strung out heart would go. unh unh, ____________________
Legal Disclaimer: ~Joke

Add pepper spray in the eyes, a night stick and three speed addled cops, and yeah, been there done that, so you can be pleased.

then there was the time....

Jeeze, I gotta get a new persona....

whiskey bottles brand new cars oak tree your in my way...to much coke and to much smoke...

I have to add, he should probably get a break in some ways; Tiger.

I really doubt he has any record and is generally percieved by me as a good guy.

How old is he..... I was getting in trouble by the age of 13.

So, I see cops from a different perspective than Tiger will be judged by.

[thome]

I hear this other chick is also extremely hot...and lawyering up...which I can't quite figure out...unless she's going to sue the Enquirer...lmfao...or she's preggers...

Why is it always the Dude..?

Most guys won't stray unless they aren't happy at home..( celebrities worth billions may have greater temtations forced on them).

Who is his old lady fukking ? I want some info on that sex ecsapade.

and pics...

[Fairwrning]

I hear this other chick is also extremely hot...and lawyering up...

which he may need if his wife decides she is ready to take half his shit

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Roll up your pantlegs, here's Tiger's statement from his website (and no, he still hasn't spoken to the cops)....

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I hear this other chick is also extremely hot...and lawyering up...which I can't quite figure out...unless she's going to sue the Enquirer...lmfao...or she's preggers...

I don't know about "extremely hot", but I've had worse...

Much, much worse in fact....

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/rachel-uchitel-pics-tiger-woods-alleged-mistress-27172

[Fairwrning]

wow..that chick is trouble....be smart Tiger..she isnt wotrh 50 mil a year

[POJO_Risin]

Looks hot to me...

and even better...

a skank hotty...

[POJO_Risin]

Shit, for fifty grand a year, he can get a hot whore that will keep her mouth shut...

[POJO_Risin]

Roll up your pantlegs, here's Tiger's statement from his website (and no, he still hasn't spoken to the cops)....

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

boy...talk about a statement in circles...

[Romeo Delight]

I never even considered that there may have been a fight involved.

Really?

Don't you think it odd she had a golfclub in hand to break the window?

[Fairwrning]

Really?

Don't you think it odd she had a golfclub in hand to break the window?

umm..no..her husband plays golf for a living.probably the first thing she thought to grab

[Romeo Delight]

Yeah...I can see it.

Wife is sleeping and hears a crash outside her house.

"Grab wood or 9 iron or wedge?" I'll go will the 9 iron"

lmao

[NATEDOG001976]

Tiger was drunk!

[Fairwrning]

Yeah...I can see it.

Wife is sleeping and hears a crash outside her house.

"Grab wood or 9 iron or wedge?" I'll go will the 9 iron"

lmao

perhaps she thought the crash was someone breaking in...grabs the club..realizes its outside the house instead

[Diamondjimi]

My theory? They were drunk, got in an argument, told her to go fuck herself and jumped in the car and pinned the gas.
Superstar, domestic,drunk,crashes car........next!