Tiger Woods briefly hospitalized after crash outside his home

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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #31
    Tiger cancelled talking to the police for the third straight day. The only reason you would do this is to make sure the police don't physically see his face to confirm that there are scratches.

    His people are good. They know that the only thing he HAS to do is show proof of insurance. He doesn't have to speak at all...but he must not want anyone to check out his scratched up face...

    I'll be curious to see if he makes his tournament...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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      • Va Beach VH Fan
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Dec 2003
        • 17913
        #32
        There were cops with him the night of the accident, though...
        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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          • High Life Man
            Commando
            • Jan 2004
            • 1286
            #33
            Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
            There were cops with him the night of the accident, though...

            And that can be easily rectified with a large donation to the policemens' ball.

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648
                #34
                Yeah, but I do think it's a bit different when you get to a one-car accident, and everyone is saying it was an accident...the police are likely to not really give two shits then, or now.

                It was noted that there wasn't blood on the wheel according to the PO-lice, which means they likely were already questioning the story. She also told two different stories, which probably brought up questions.

                Either way, if Tigger and his wife are both saying that nothing happened, then nothing happened. I just think Tiger doesn't want anyone seeing the scratches on his face so that they can confirm they are scratches.

                That may happen anyways...once the PO-lice start talking...

                IE, say that the cops show up the next day, see scratches after hearing all the conjecture...

                then show up a couple of weeks from now saying off-duty, saying, "I've been to a lot of car wrecks, and if those were scratches from a crazy wife, then I'm a fireman..."

                It's the Tiger Woods spin.

                Now, the only way we hear the whole story...is if she leaves him, and talks...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                  • BITEYOASS
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6530
                    #35
                    Dumbass Tiger forgot about the pre-nup!

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                      • fryingdutchman
                        Full Member Status

                        • Feb 2005
                        • 4133
                        #36
                        OK...insert your own "world famous golf pro cheats on his wife joke and/or snarky comment here..."

                        I'll start...

                        "Looks like Tiger took too many strokes near the wrong hole!"
                        Originally posted by perilouspete
                        fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                          • Little Texan
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 4579
                            #37
                            Originally posted by Sarge

                            Why would anyone cheat on a wife that looked like THAT? I've never understood this.

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                              • BITEYOASS
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 6530
                                #38
                                Originally posted by Little Texan
                                Why would anyone cheat on a wife that looked like THAT? I've never understood this.
                                Three words: bitch from hell!

                                Genious my ass! He should have taken a test drive or two before purchasing that ride.

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                                  • chefcraig
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 12172
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by Little Texan
                                    Why would anyone cheat on a wife that looked like THAT? I've never understood this.
                                    I can't remember who said it for the life of me, but: "For every stunningly beautiful woman out there, there is a guy that has just about had enough of her shit."









                                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                    ― Stephen Hawking

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                                      • redblkwht
                                        Full Member Status

                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 4617
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by chefcraig
                                        I can't remember who said it for the life of me, but: "For every stunningly beautiful woman out there, there is a guy that has just about had enough of her shit."
                                        Man thats poetry bro..nice one!

                                        EUAS

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                                          • fryingdutchman
                                            Full Member Status

                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 4133
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by Little Texan
                                            Why would anyone cheat on a wife that looked like THAT? I've never understood this.
                                            Well...they did recently have a child.

                                            She probably iced up and lost all interest in Tiger's "wood."

                                            Hormones are a bitch.

                                            Tiger needed him some strange....
                                            Originally posted by perilouspete
                                            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                                              • thome
                                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                • Mar 2005
                                                • 6678
                                                #42
                                                Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                                                Well...they did recently have a child.

                                                She probably iced up and lost all interest in Tiger's "wood."

                                                Hormones are a bitch.

                                                Tiger needed him some strange....
                                                Semi attractive white girl gold digs a black millionnaire athlete, pops out the maintenence for the next 18 years court case a-bomb, and back to the single life.

                                                Lets see... 2.5 mill a year for her for 5 years, plus a 23 million upfront bonus .

                                                Plus 27,000 a month for the kid for 18 years.

                                                Perhaps she is a evil gorgon in a pritty suit.

                                                All I know is, broken hearts are for assholes.

                                                All this is just what normally happens, perhaps all will be fine and off they will go into the sunset.

                                                The media will never let this go and they are contz.

                                                2 years from now ...and Tiger Woods takes to the greens of Augusta for the first time in 9 months since his win here years ago.. he must be nervous about winning again..

                                                Thaaaaaaaaat'ssssss right Bob, and so shortly after that tragic domestic violence drunken rampage he went on ...bla bla bla...

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                                                  • Kristy
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 16343
                                                    #43


                                                    A lot of surgery on that girl.

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                                                      • LoungeMachine
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 32576
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by Kristy

                                                        A lot of surgery on that girl.
                                                        ....and still not even slightly attractive...



                                                        Butter face, man hands, and Hairmageddon
                                                        Originally posted by Kristy
                                                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                          • Guitar Shark
                                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 7579
                                                            #45
                                                            I don't think she's a goddess by any means, but to say that she "not even slightly attractive" is ridiculous.

                                                            LMAO @ Hairmageddon however
                                                            ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                                            Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                                            Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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