Tiger Woods briefly hospitalized after crash outside his home

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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    #91
    Originally posted by Kristy
    You guys are cruel. Tiger is no Nordic sex god himself.
    I dunno, ARE there any Nordic sex gods????

    Oh dear.

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32798

      #92
      Tiger is married to a Swede. My wife is Swedish and you just don't fuck with them. They will clock you!
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32798

        #93
        Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
        I miss Mariah from the "Vision of Love" days, I loved the girl next door look....

        Now, she just looks like a flat-out skank...
        She was a pretty girl.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • NATEDOG001976
          Veteran
          • Apr 2004
          • 2370

          #94
          Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
          I dunno, ARE there any Nordic sex gods????
          Yes, Me.
          http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


          http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




          Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

          Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
          Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

          Originally posted by Northern Girl
          Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #95
            Tiger is gettin more pussy than John Holmes at his peak !!!
            This is awesome... Dude was in Melbourne Oz only 2 weeks ago,
            I bet he bonked 10 hot Oz chicks on the way to his win !!

            The man is a legend !!!
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • fryingdutchman
              Full Member Status

              • Feb 2005
              • 4133

              #96
              Originally posted by Panamark
              I bet he bonked 10 hot Oz chicks on the way to his win !!
              Hopefully they were hotter than their American counterparts.

              Tiger needs to get himself a better eye for white chicks.

              "Cablinasian" my ass.....
              Last edited by fryingdutchman; 12-08-2009, 06:45 AM. Reason: To fix the spelling of Tiger Woods' dumbass made-up word...
              Originally posted by perilouspete
              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #97
                I think this is the best single thing ever to happen to world golf !!!
                Release the Tiger with his woods !!!!
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161

                  #98
                  Kinda like Mc'Enroe spittin the pacifier,
                  great stuff !!!

                  Somebody, Somewhere, is constructing the "The Pussy's that
                  got attacked from the Tiger in the Woods" webpage as we speak....
                  Hell, I might start it.... Sounds like at least a mill, even if
                  thats the polite price to remove it from the web...
                  Go forth children of the night, but I want half !!! lol....
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • diamondsgirl
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 7563

                    #99
                    Originally posted by Fairwrning
                    Is there ANYBODY left out there you can truly call a role model??



                    one of my favorite pics of Dave
                    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12749

                      Originally posted by Little Texan
                      There's rumor now that Tiger paid the chick in New York $1 million in hush money...

                      Link

                      Sources say deal led to cancellation of Rachel Uchitel news conference

                      Courtney Hazlett
                      The Scoop

                      “Unforeseen circumstances” was the only explanation given for a canceled news conference that was expected to shed light on the relationship between Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel, the 34-year-old woman first connected to the star golfer.

                      Sources say those “unforeseen circumstances” stem from a last-minute deal between Woods and Uchitel worth upwards of $1 million, in order to keep quiet about her real story. (Uchitel’s attorney, Gloria Allred, had no comment.)

                      Uchitel initially told the New York Post there was no affair nor any text messages between herself and Woods, and some believe that denial also had to do with money. Some sources say Uchitel was receiving financial help from Woods prior to the National Enquirer story that initially linked the two. (Allred did not respond to comment requests on this point.)

                      As for whether this will be the end of the Uchitel/Woods chapter, that remains to be seen. Other sources have come forward claiming to have text messages that Woods and Uchitel exchanged, and they’re shopping those messages around to several media outlets.
                      I hope this is only a rumour... if not, what a dumbass...

                      Hush money doesn't exist when there's celebrities involved... and that proves it.

                      Of course there's gonna be a third & a fourth & fifth & eleventh-thousandth... if he pays once, he might pay twice.

                      The best way for a "scandal" to go away, is, and always will be, ignore it. Laugh about it whenever it pops up in an interview, and pretend it didn't really happened, all the while being extra careful until it blows over.

                      Cheers! :bottle:

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12749

                        Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                        I dunno, ARE there any Nordic sex gods????
                        *ahem*



                        Cheers! :bottle:

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12749

                          Originally posted by Little Texan
                          This one is just plain UGLY...

                          The only way you'd hit that would be for the "disgusting" factor.

                          She's so disgusting, it gives you a boner.

                          Like when you go in from behind & the smell pops up... well, sticking it in her face is probably the same thing.

                          I hope it smells better, though.

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • Anonymous
                            Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 12749

                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            Tiger is gettin more pussy than John Holmes at his peak !!!
                            This is awesome... Dude was in Melbourne Oz only 2 weeks ago,
                            I bet he bonked 10 hot Oz chicks on the way to his win !!

                            The man is a legend !!!
                            Yeah, everyone's after Tiger's head just for this...

                            Screw that, no pun intended.

                            He did it, got caught, his wife found out. If she's smart, she'll dump him. If she's stupid, she goes back for more.

                            If she doesn't give a shit, she'll go back for the money.

                            That's all there is to it.

                            Cheers! :bottle:

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              Originally posted by Panamark
                              Tiger is gettin more pussy than John Holmes at his peak !!!
                              This is awesome... Dude was in Melbourne Oz only 2 weeks ago,
                              I bet he bonked 10 hot Oz chicks on the way to his win !!

                              The man is a legend !!!
                              What do you expect from a man who makes a living trying to get in a hole with the least amount of strokes and then you move onto another hole?
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32798

                                When I was a kid golf was the game of geeks. Now geeky golfers get more ass than a NFL quarterback.
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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