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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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Tiger is just another example of why golfers lose WAAAAAYYYY more money than any athlete from one of the five sports that people actually watch on TV.Comment
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The Tiger Woods Family Christmas Card:
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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We cannot have these goldigger'olff groupie babes stealing all the fire from the rock stars, this is bullsh!t!
But, maybe they are the same chicks... you know when, -The Nack- is in town, they are all in line for back stage passes and then; when the masters or skins tour comes thru, they put on low cut business casual sexy and go look'n...?
Just remember one thing you uneducated dolts,
-Golfers- get their work/gambling done and are at the bar by 11 am.
Maybe they know something we don't...
Uh Huh...Last edited by thome; 12-10-2009, 02:28 PM.Comment
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Gold-diggers like these set women back
by Andrea Peyser, New York Post
Updated: December 11, 2009, 4:47 PM EST
Feminism is dead.
Long live the gold digger! It is with epic sadness that I inform serious ladies your day is over. The rat race has been done in by the drive-by boob job. The Ivy League, once the portal through which young things improved their minds, has been supplanted in cultural value by the red-velvet rope of the VIP cocktail lounge.
As the ballad of Tiger Woods finishes its second week, the world has changed. Now, every housewife and diner waitress is intimately acquainted with the ascendant breed of woman who dominates our age, leading a life to which we all can aspire.
Gold diggers. The type is as old as sex itself. But this new brand of digger has taken her calling to an art form, legitimizing what used to be called the world's oldest profession.
Each of Tiger's expanding bevy of interchangeable cuties has a few things in common: they're attractive — in a shopping-mall-obvious kind of way; they're eminently available; and they've adopted glamorous-sounding career titles such as "VIP club hostess" and "aspiring reality-TV star." Try majoring in that at Barnard.
Most importantly, they're not too bright. After a day running the free world, Bill Clinton didn't care to be mentally challenged, either, when seeking a place to park his cigar.
Some of Tiger's kittens have hired publicists. Cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs joined the VIP circuit herself, landing a prime table at a celeb-choked Los Angeles nightclub, a bit of success akin to winning the lottery.
How far can they take their easy virtue? With publicity and imagination, there is no limit.
Tiger's conquests are divided into two categories — The Pros and The Talent. Older gals in their mid-30s and facing their expiration dates are Pros (formerly madams) who help procure young things for their clients. The talent is the talent.
# The grandma of Pros is Rachel Uchitel, 34, the 9/11 widow-turned-"VIP hostess," who provided Tiger with gals from here to Australia, after taking her turn. Rachel gave an insider's peek to The Post's Emily Smith, yammering about how she hired a girl to hang with a big shot on a trip to Europe, with disastrous results:
"She passed out from too many Quaaludes," Rachel said, horrified. "The guy came downstairs and was like, 'Rachel, I don't know you, but you brought hookers here, and they are not even like hookers? This girl passed out on my bed. It was, like, gross.'"
Tiger was said to be negotiating a hush-up settlement with her, but she's already sold herself to OK magazine — so I'm not sure what exactly she's hushing up. But I can guess.
# Kalika Moquin, 27, set up Tiger in Vegas with females who looked as he likes them. This lucrative calling is legal in all 50 states.
# Jamie Jungers, 26, is a lingerie model who was hired to "rub elbows," and presumably other parts, with high-rollers in Vegas, where she says she carried on a torrid, and profitable, Tiger affair.
# Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Los Angeles cocktail waitress and contestant on VH1's "Tool Academy" only looks dumb. She saved Tiger's text messages during a 31-month affair, which got him in trouble with the wife. Oh, and she loved him.
# Mindy Lawton, 33, a pancake-house waitress, made up for advancing years with her appetite for spankings and hair-pulling, a tale she was happy to sell to a British tabloid.
# Holly Sampson, 36, is a porn actress who starred in "OMG, Stop Tickling Me!" Never stop.
# Porn star Veronica Siwik-Daniels, aka Joslyn James, favored simultaneous sexual partners before the camera. Now that's talent.
There also is an unnamed 26-year-old Orlando cocktail waitress, a British TV broadcaster and a "sex-addicted cougar."
These gals are tanned, rested and lawyered up. Expect them to go for the gold.
It beats working. Suckers!
Gold-diggers like these set women back - Golf News - FOX Sports on MSNComment
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BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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Tiger has given up golf indefinately...
For his family's sake...good...
He's always been a douchebag, and his dad programmed the kid to win, win, win, win...
He's been an adult since he was fucking two years old...
Not making excuses for the guy...he fucked up..and fucked down...and fucked all around...and with kids...makes me sick to my fucking stomach...
that said...for him to give up golf, and slow down for the first time in his life...well...for his kid's sake, less douche, more dad.
Of course, we'll see if this "hiatus" lasts past the masters...."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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put the putter in the bag Tiger...put the putter in the bag..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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America loves a comeback story. This will all pass.
Anyone besides me ever see the clip of Woods, as a very young boy, on the Tonight Show with Carson?
Can't believe I can't find that on YouTube....Comment
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I didn't think Michael Vick would make a comeback, but his celebrity is not a portion of what it once was before the pitbull situation.
If Tiger had just divorced his wife and moved on with golf, the sports world wouldn't dwell on it and things would have died down.
Now that he's retired, he'll never come back as sharp as he is now. People will forget him, newcomers will carve out his abandoned portion of celebrity and when he decides things are cool enough to pop back, he's gonna wind up fucked.Comment
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What will change is his drive. What folks have always said is will her or won't he be as good a golfer as he was once he has a family. Nicklaus arguably became a better golfer..
So when Woods got married, then had kids, I figured there would be a drop off. There wasn't. Of course, what we didn't realize is that he wasn't really married...not really.
So...he's stopped playing indefinitely. Where I disagree with you is that ultimately, when he comes back, he'll likely want to ram it down the throats of all the players that inevitably start smack-talking him...
It will be interesting to watch...
Oh...and Woods wasn't on Carson, he was on the Mike Douglas show..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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