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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    i'm starting rodgers and owens....:tongue0011:
    Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 04-28-2011, 06:27 PM. Reason: boobs
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      I suppose Miami will go for a quarterback. This is what I told a friend of mine about the subject of the Dolphin's needs the other day:

      The thing is, our problems only begin at QB. Sensing a sinking ship, Bill Parcels took off for dry ground. Our only wide receiver just got stabbed in the stomach by his wife, the defense is porous at best, we have no pass rush nor pass blocking, Ronnie Brown and Rickey Williams are finished and nobody has any faith in the coach after the owner went behind his back trying (and very publicly failing) to hire Jim Harbaugh.

      In other words, concentrating on a QB should be the least of our problems, but this only shows you just how screwed up the Dolphin organization really is.









      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • Va Beach VH Fan
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Dec 2003
        • 17913

        Merged into the NFL offseason thread....
        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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        • fifth element
          Commando
          • Nov 2010
          • 1224

          Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
          Merged into the NFL offseason thread....
          thx...I looked for it, briefly...
          but was in a hurry at the moment.
          “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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          • TFM_Dale
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2009
            • 7943

            Lions take Nick Fairley, expected us to go corner but I love the pick. Cutler just pissed himself.

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              Ninjas kill Redskins owner with chopsticks.

              That's the offseason report I want to hear.

              Eat shit DS
              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                locked back out
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • chefcraig
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 12172

                  Which shows the absurdity of all of those rookies hugging Roger Goodell the other evening.

                  "Welcome to the NFL, kid. You are locked out, so go home."









                  “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                  ― Stephen Hawking

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    no shit, play the game and keep the lawyers busy in their offices.
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      Pretty much. It's like the steroid issue in baseball. Outside of a handful of sportswriters and purists, the average fan simply doesn't give a crap as long as the games get played.









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        Sweet relief: Millen, Theismann replaced on Thursday nights
                        By MJD

                        The broadcasting pairing of Joe Theismann and Matt Millen -- otherwise known as the cruelest prank ever pulled on NFL fans -- is no more.
                        The NFL Network has announced that it'll have a new Thursday night broadcast crew, with Brad Nessler doing the play-by-play and Mike Mayock handling the analysis.
                        Bob Papa, who did the play-by-play with Millen and Theismann, is out of the Thursday night mix, too. He and Theismann will remain with the NFL Network, but in different roles.
                        Mayock has become known as a draft expert; sort of the NFL Network's answer to Mel Kiper Jr. That's selling him way short, though. He played briefly in the league in the early '80s, and has done a boatload of broadcasting work since. He's called college games, CFL games and NFL games.
                        I don't mean to kick Theismann and Millen when they're down, but I don't think I'm alone in saying that that little broadcast experience needed to end. One of them at a time might not have been so bad, but if we were going to have to endure another half-season of them together, I would have fully supported this lockout lasting until long after I had died.
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          i loathe joe theismann. like full on "kristy hate" this guy.
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • chefcraig
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 12172

                            I hated the guy before he was a broadcaster, because he was so smugly in love with himself. Then one evening on an ESPN Sunday night broadcast, he mentioned that the despicable Jeff George reminded him of Joe Namath. That pretty much cemented my utter disgust for the creep. And as for Millen...well, why waste bandwidth on the schmuck? His tenure with Detroit speaks for itself. Both will remain with the NFL network in other roles. Let's hope it's as far off camera as possible, such as washing cars in the company parking lot.









                            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                            ― Stephen Hawking

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              over the years i've come to be upset with LT, he put joe in the booth sooner than later.
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • TFM_Dale
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 7943

                                No Millen is good news, fucking idiot should be building subs at subway with a muzzle on so nobody has to listen to his retarded ass. I have about had it with the lockout, if something doesn't happen soon and we lose the season I'll hunt Goodell down myself and beat the fucker to death.

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