One More Thing: Fuck You, Peyton Manning

[chefcraig]

And instead of being obsessed over Pee Wee Reese, he can be obsessed with Wes Welker. I hate Wes Welker now. It's bad enough he dropped a pass that cost us the superbowl... but now he is gonna be catching passes from Peyton Manning. Sickening!

I don't think Wes will be doing much of anything, and will be about as effective as he was with Miami when we had him. He's basically a bail-out option, the go to guy when the wide receivers are stumbling over their shoelaces in deep coverage. Manning isn't much of a dump-off guy, as he likes to be perceived as a down field, East-West passer. So essentially, Welker will be reduced to running tiny little out patterns and jumping up and down, arms clapping in mid air and yelling "I'm open, throw me the ball...please! I'm right over here! Aw, come on..."

[Kristy]

Fitzsimons was a cool place when it was an military hospital (had all of those really cool corridors) and then came CU and fucked up the joint turning it into a blase "healing center. Lived in Colorado all my life - from Boulder orgianlly. Which would explain a lot about me.

[Kristy]

So essentially, Welker will be reduced to running tiny little out patterns and jumping up and down, arms clapping in mid air and yelling "I'm open, throw me the ball...please! I'm right over here! Aw, come on..."

Since when can Wes form complete sentences?

[WARF]

Come on guys, who is the puppeteer behind Kristy? She has never been this nice! Is it someone controlling her, or is she back to being normal now that the windows have been opened up?!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

welcome back, kristy

[Kristy]

Ghey and not funny:




More ghey

[Kristy]

So yesterday I went to that Bronco game we the Broncs played the Jags. Here are some observances:

1. Broncos fans suck. Either F A T fucking trailer trash who have not seen a toothbrush in years or uber-rich wine & cheese munching tards. No in-between. Either (white) trash or yuppie fuckwits.

2. When a Denver player has committed a foul and it obvious they have done so just shut the fuck up and deal with it. Denver fans are the biggest fucking whiners. Denver plays dirty and cheap. Then again, so are their fans.

3. Payday Manning is an complete asshole. Fuck this over-paid, over-hyped prick. I hope Indy buries the shit out of this aging retard and his days in the NFL are over. He's not the Messiah, he's a cunt.

4. Stadium parking is a rip off.

5. I fucking hate the color orange. Tacky, tacky uniforms.

6. Bring on Kansas City

7. I could not get high at the game.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

7. I could not get high at the game.

a mile up?

[Kristy]

Not even in the nosebleed section.

Dude, your Packers suck.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

they got a W tho

[Kristy]

Yeah, against a really shitty team.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

next up, cleveland...

[Kristy]

Yeah, Cleveland will slaughter Green Ghey.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

wanna bet?

[Kristy]

No. Your team sucks. End of argument. Rodgers is another way overpaid dick. I hope he gets his legs crushed in a bizarre boating accident.