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[zeronumber]

I wonder what they said about XPW then. Got a link?

[Big Troubles]

https://www.wrestlecrap.com

[Big Troubles]

ppv was shite, as suspected. Raw will air a few rematches Im sure. Tonight: Flair vs Carlito in a rematch for IC belt. Michaels vs Masters, possibly making that a tag match. Ugh... Kerwin vs Shelton.... Tonight will prove to the wrestling fan he/she should've saved their $40 and watched it for free.

[Soul Reaper]

i'm not getting my hopes for ANY WWE PPV anymore....geez

[Soul Reaper]

LMFAO!!!

LOL...look at this...http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/freestyles/

Proves that Cena's fans are all 13 year olds....

[Soul Reaper]

here are a few which stand out as completely suck-ass....

"John Cena is number one,
If Jericho wants it, he can come get some!
The Chain Gang has got Cena's back,
Watch out Jericho, Cena's coming to attack!

Chorus:
The Dr. of Thuganomics is in da house,
Y2J wears a big blouse,
Cena and the Chain Gang do what they do,
Cena's got one thing to say Jericho, F-U!

Verse 2:
The walls of Jericho won't make Cena tap,
The throwback will put Y2J on the map,
Jericho, your brain may be sharp as a knife,
But after Sunday it won't, word life!

Chorus:
The Dr. of Thuganomics is in da house,
Y2J wears a big blouse,
Cena and the Chain Gang do what they do,
Cena's got one thing to say Jericho, F-U!

Verse 3:
Carlito, you're not that cool,
Hanging out with Jericho, you're just a fool!
So an apple is your favorite fruit?
Well, take the wrath of John Cena's boot!

Chorus:
The Dr. of Thuganomics is in da house,
Y2J wears a big blouse,
Cena and the chain gang do what they do,
Cena's got one thing to say Jericho, F-U!

Verse 4
So Bischoff, Y2J's your man,
But Cena's the one with the plan,
So Jericho, don't hurt your knee,
Cena's gonna pin you, 1-2-3!

Chorus:
The Dr. of Thuganomics is in da house,
Y2J wears a big blouse,
Cena and the Chain Gang do what they do,
Cena's got one thing to say Jericho, F-U! – Tom"

Jericho wears a blouse??!!

Has this guy ever watched Jericho REALLY wrestle....watch ECW, idiot...

[Soul Reaper]

"The champ is here
Doin what he does best
Rappin’ and punchin’ and you know the rest
The Chain Gang leader
And the ultimate survivor
His tunes are cool on their own
He don't need no synthesizer

The Chain Gang's in the house
And don't you forget it
Our guys are strong
And we never quit
The freestylin’ dudes
And the wrestlin’ freaks
If you mess with us
You'll be hurt for weeks.

You gotta be tough
‘Cause this world is hard
Stick with your friends
And be on your guard
So always remember
The Chain Gang code
And in times of trouble
Switch to wrestling mode – Robert Carter"

Rappin' and punchin' are the ONLY things he does...

[Soul Reaper]

"Cena’s the best ever
Backing down to quit, never!
He's a fighter, a survivor
He's truly on fire!
Y2-Cheap can't stand a chance
You’re gonna pull the F-U, you can tell by that stance!
John, you’re so great
That’s commin’ from Cait!
Your work is amazing and so is your body
I am just gonna come out and say, you’re a total hottie!
Your rap is wonderful, wresling OUTSTANDING
Y2J sounds pretty demanding!
He can't win that title no matter what
Eric Bishoff is just a stupid mutt!!
So thats my Rhyme! I know you love it!
John you can go be the champ while the haters have a fit! – Caitlin/C-Dizzle!"

[Soul Reaper]

"Cena's got the rhyme
And he's got the flow.
He ain’t just big
He's the whole damn show.
He's the champ and can’t be seen
All the others’ eyes glow an envious green.
Any one else can’t even grab wrestling by the handles
When they step into the ring they get souped like Campbell’s.
Then there’s Chris Jericho
Don't waste your money, he’s a 2-bit show.
Even the Mexicools, riding on their Juan Deere
It dont matter cuz, THE CHAMP IS HERE! – Mike Kirby"

[Soul Reaper]

With names like Dizzle, you know you can't take them seriously....

[Soul Reaper]

"Yo, Cena's the best at this game
He puts Jericho to shame
Cuz he’s so lame
It don't matter what we be talkin'
If it's wrestlin' or rappin'
The day that Jericho beats Cena... will neva happen!
So just get that outa your mind
Jericho, it's Cena's album you best find
Cuz at SummerSlam, You gonna need to hear one of Cena's jams
Study the album and study it good
Cuz you gonna need it when Cena takes you to the hood! - Chrissy"

Is she serious?!

Stupid marks...

[Dave's Bitch]

GO NAITCH

NEW I.C CHAMPION


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bueno bob]

Sorry, but...I think it's a stupid idea to have Flair as I-C champ...even taken from a "serious" point of view, Flair's time to step out of the ring permanently has long since come and gone, making him a champion of anything at this point is relatively stupid IMO...

Anybody have any of the other results?

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Sorry, but...I think it's a stupid idea to have Flair as I-C champ...even taken from a "serious" point of view, Flair's time to step out of the ring permanently has long since come and gone, making him a champion of anything at this point is relatively stupid IMO...

Anybody have any of the other results?

i dont think its stupid that he is a champ.i think its good that they are making it so the I.C title actualy MEENS something now rather that just being something that they give to shitty new "talent" to make them a name,Carlito WAS NOT a champion,i cant even think of any moves he actualy does

[bueno bob]

Never mind, I just went to wwe.com and saw all the results...I guess the Angle/Cena feud ain't over then...