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[LoungeMachine]

lounge, the next time you wanna come after me, try staying current and on the subject.



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Umm, the subject is what a laughingstock you are, regardless of the month, year, or venue.

I'm not "coming after you" moron. I'm just laughing at how bad you are at just about everything.....

Your lame lies about your forced sterilization [Happy Fathers Day Thread]

Your big world tour and movie that never happened.....

Your HIV+ troll.......

Your "I'm homeless, live in a tent, and fish for my dinner" crap....

Your "I'm blind, and my big biker burley roommate types for me....

Your "I have a special program that reads to me the posts here, and I type in caps so I can read it"

Dude, you're a fucking trainwreck.

I'm not going after you, I'm just enjoying laughing at you trying to be so RockStar while playing Italian Restaurants on Wednesday nights.

See you on MTV

[Igosplut]

Christ...now we know what happened to the more portly, less gifted Hanson brother that didn't appear in Slap Shot.

Actually Dave Hanson is on the left, and the other two are the Carlson brothers..

They were all actually hockey players in the iron league....

[chefcraig]

For me, the finest moment on Ace's "resume" would have to be the day he took a long, supposedly very warm bus ride to Randy Rhoad's grave, where he proceeded to butcher the tune "Black Sabbath" by the band of the same name. To me, this astounding moment in celluloid history was only (almost) equaled when the nitwits in Spinal Tap were filmed at Graceland, attempting to sing a tuneless version of "Heartbreak Hotel" at Elvis' tomb.

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[LoungeMachine]

Forgot all about that one....

He said it was over 100 degrees that day....

Yet the records showed it was like 78.



Poor guy is always getting tripped up by facts and logic......

[VanHalenFan5150]

I hate to sound like a retard, but...


Where can I get the NUYA DVD?

[jhale667]

Deaf as well as blind?

funny thing is, as i was walking off stage..........the audience was still screaming and chanting for "one more song".

No, they were actually chanting "That's just wrong".

[ThrillsNSpills]

[ace diamond]

No, they were actually chanting "That's just wrong".

i said it right. an encore was demanded.

[ace diamond]

No, they were actually chanting "That's just wrong".

you were not there.
therefore you would not know.

STFU.

[jhale667]

Didn't have to be.

M'kay......And what with you being caught in so many lies and whatnot, certainly we can take your word for it....

The audience reaction in the clips sounds more like..

[LoungeMachine]

STFU.

Dont come in here spouting your bullshit, and then tell others to STFU, you idiot.

This isn't your lame ass myspace.



Remember being banned for 10 days for posting that shit that is on your myspace, you fucking retard?

[LoungeMachine]

i said it right. an encore was demanded.

[ace diamond]

dude, you're a fucking trainwreck.

thanks for the compliment!

i'm not going after you, i'm just enjoying laughing at you trying to be so rockstar while playing italian restaurants on wednesday nights.

actually, i could care less about the whole "rockstar" thing.
I go out and play my shows simply because i enjoy it.
Pure and simple.
Playing my shows and making my records and writing my music is what makes me happy in life.
I love making my music.
I don't give a damn about fame or fortune.
That means nothing to me.
Just like your opinion on my music.
Or any other critic for that matter.
Your criticisms mean nothing to me.
I will continue to do as i please and i will continue to play my music.
If you have a problem with that, then that is your problem.
Not mine.
And if you don't like what i do, then do not listen to it.
If you have a problem with what i do, tough shit.

see you on mtv

yes you will. If you bother to watch it when i am on.

I do not know the exact air dates.
I was told april.

We shall both just have to wait and see.

[jhale667]

Yeah, and who know there was such a vicious Hollywood-esque pay-to-play scene in the Inland Empire?


Try rehearsing next time too, Cavey... :tongue0011:

[jhale667]

I will continue to do as i please and i will continue to play my music.

And you will continue to be heckled by folks trying to eat dinner while doing it.