What's the Worst Music Video You Have Ever Seen?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I've got 'Locked In' on DVD anyways, it's on the 'Electric Eye' DVD. Good DVD that. It has ALL of Halford's videos, 6 BBC TV performances, the entire Priest discogrophy and a gig from 1987's 'Fuel For Life' tour in Dallas.

[tomballin]

Who about Prince?

"Little Red Corvette"

That was uggg. Here's the video.

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[Coyote]

Originally posted by tomballin
Who about Prince?

"Little Red Corvette"

That was uggg. Here's the video.

* Here *

Hard to say... I'm treading close to my childhood memories here...

[tomballin]

Originally posted by Coyote
Hard to say... I'm treading close to my childhood memories here...

Baaawaa!

Hey Coyote, why don't you get yourself one of these lil' gems.



It would look good on ya, chief

Roth On

[Last_Child]

Behemoth - qonquer all.....or something like that....

I say that because I personally Hate Black/Death Metal.

[bueno bob]

I've gotta weigh in and say, without a doubt, Hagar's "I Can't Drive 55"...I don't think it gets any fucking worse than that.

[tomballin]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I've gotta weigh in and say, without a doubt, Hagar's "I Can't Drive 55"...I don't think it gets any fucking worse than that.

NO SHITE!!!

Luckly the rules for this thread were no gay videos, so luckly I will not have to post that POS, BB.

Gotta be the gayest rock album cover I have ever seen.

[tomballin]

Ok, I deserve to take shite, for breaking the no gay video rule, but had to post this one.

"I´m Too Sexy" (2.59)
Artist: Right Said Fred
Left Click to Stream/ Right Click to Download, baaaa
Windows Media Player (*.wmv format)

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[vanzilla]

Ice Ice Baby an obvious choice.

Throw in some poop from Hammer and you've got yourself a Classics of Suck Vol. I ready to rock.

[Christ67]

There are soooo many really bad videos to choose from... but "Popular Metal" ok...
1. Kiss - Lick It Up (WTF warzone feasting?? SNAP those fingers guys couldn't they afford instruments)
2. Twisted Sister - (Any one of them especially the Leader Of The Pack Just looking at theme was a bad choice for the camera)
3. Bon Jovi - Runaway (after hearing this I wanted to runaway and hurl)
4. Aerosmith - Crazy (Thelma and Louise aka Perry & Tyler)
5. Ozzy - Bark At The Moon (really bad transformatipns from a chubby long haired freak into a ... chubby long haired freak)
Now Obscure Metal Videos
6. Krokus - Screaming In The Night (Screams from people trying to leave the set but not being able to)
7. AC\DC - Jailbreak (Was this shot with a hand held Super 8mm)
8. Kiss - A World Without Heros (Dear God please forgive them what were they thinking Gene in NuWave look singing a ballad?)
9. Autograph - Turn Up The Radio (Did someone say HAIRband? I always hated poodles this vid made be buy that sniper rifle in case they showed up in my neighborhood)
10. Dokken - Dream Warriors (Any movie themed video would fit here aka..Alice Cooper's Jason vid...Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory...you get the point)

There are some other groups that belong as a group cause any video was bad {some mentioned earlier}
11. Great White Who was the visionary for these vids Discovery Channel Shark Week editor
12. Ratt Well you cannot say they were like every other video out at the time...Ok you can say that
13. Vixen See Ratt
14. Europe I only remember Countdown and Carrie I'm still drinking lots of beer to forget...but I rember
15. Britney Fox These boy wore more makeup before 9 a.m. than Tammy Faye Baker did in 11 years on T.V.

[Panamark]

Christ67, KROKUS !! LOL !

Fark, I had forgotten all about that band for a long long time.
What was that video callled ?? Eat the Rich or something ??

I think the lyrics were,

Eat the Rich
Eat the Rich
Out of the Palace
and into the Ditch

LMAO

[Sarge]

I hate to bring this back from the dead, but I just went on youtube and looked up Rock Me Tonight - By Billy Squier.
It's as bad as I remembered.
I think this one wins, because it ruined his career. There isn't a video that damaged a career like this one. After this, his career was night and day...

[Nickdfresh]

LOL I sometimes hang out at a local mall-restaurant bar that features videos being played all the time except during sporting events on TV. I can tell you that my faith in humanity has been destroyed over and over with some of the egregious shit people made videos for. Billy Squier's non-ironic prancing around rates way the fuck up there though...

I'd add just about any Night Ranger or Loverboy video...



I have to admit that this song has become sort of a Friday guilty pleasure for me, though...

[Unchainme]

...jesus...

See the Aryan bozo with the red guitar
Parachute on the White House lawn
Gonna bomb the commies with his air guitar
So dumb he can't drive 55

-Jello Biafra "Triumph of the Swill".

[hambon4lif]

Great fucking song....but the video has so much cheese that if you watch it, you won't be able to shit for a week!