What's the Worst Music Video You Have Ever Seen?

[Unchainme]

(bet Va gets pissed off at me posting this in this thread)

Song is good, just it makes Iris look like a Dweeb.

[Sarge]

Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) by Journey has to be in the top 5.

Seriously? Seperate ways looks like every other 80's video! I actually think it's decent as far as 80's goes
Did you even watch the Bily Squier video?

[Sarge]

(bet Va gets pissed off at me posting this in this thread)

Song is good, just it makes Iris look like a Dweeb.

That is awful... but looks nothing like the Billy Squier video as far as homo-eroticism goes.

[VHscraps]

"i didn't like the sheets but i trusted the guy."

lmfao ...

[Unchainme]

That is awful... but looks nothing like the Billy Squier video as far as homo-eroticism goes.

http://youtu.be/wyx6JDQCslE

This video makes me cringe.

Song is kinda fun though.

[gbranton]

A joke had it that the video should have been called "Cock Me Tonite".

... It's a bad part of a good life.

Hilarious.

The quote makes him sound like a pretty good guy.

I have refused to watch it since the 80's and just continue to listen to his music. I think the song "Don't Say You Love Me" would have been a MONSTER hit had it not been for this video.

[SunisinuS]

Seriously? Seperate ways looks like every other 80's video! I actually think it's decent as far as 80's goes
Did you even watch the Bily Squier video?

Yes it was hurtful back in the 80's. I do not even want to see that weird finger-snapping limp wristed sequence...and haven't for 25 years.

Sarge...do you really enjoy watching Steve Perry's cameltoe (with his shirt tucked in nonetheless) walking around a Dock's lumber unloading yard? Lol I just said it was in the top 5, can't match the Squire fiasco, nor the Dancing in the Streets thing from ........bleh.

Tenny's and Jeans from Jordache......eeeerrrgggghhhhh... Much better Videos from the 80's. The song actually is sweet...the video resulting....makes me think they are living out of a van still.

[Zing!]

God almighty I feel like I need to scrub my eyeballs after perusing this thread. Or see a shrink.

[gbranton]

I think the song "Don't Say You Love Me" would have been a MONSTER hit had it not been for this video.

I looked up the video, it looks like he was trying to put the genie back in the bottle. But I hate they they shortened the guitar solo.

[FORD]

Yes it was hurtful back in the 80's. I do not even want to see that weird finger-snapping limp wristed sequence...and haven't for 25 years.

Sarge...do you really enjoy watching Steve Perry's cameltoe (with his shirt tucked in nonetheless) walking around a Dock's lumber unloading yard? Lol I just said it was in the top 5, can't match the Squire fiasco, nor the Dancing in the Streets thing from ........bleh.

Tenny's and Jeans from Jordache......eeeerrrgggghhhhh... Much better Videos from the 80's. The song actually is sweet...the video resulting....makes me think they are living out of a van still.

Pretty much ANYTHING related to Journey sucked after that pussy Jonathan Cain joined the band. Songs....videos....whatever. Their music used to be published under the name "Weed High Nightmare Music", but their later shit looked more like "Bad Brown Acid From Woodstock Nightmare Music".

And since Schon actually played Woodstock as a member of Santana, he probably had a sheet or two of that shit in an old suitcase in a closet somewhere, and just happened to stumble across it, right when he was in the middle of doing the 834th overdub to "Faithfully" or whatever.

[VHscraps]

This is ... bad (or do I mean good? ...). I saw these gurls opening for someone in 81 / 82, for the life of me, I can't remember who ... Is a mic only a phallic symbol in the hands of a man ?

[gbranton]

Geezus.... nothing like a booty call from your manager!

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[Floridaman1985]

It's not gay, it's Van Hagar's attempt to change history.

Ugh, no shit. That is exactly what I was thinking when I posted it as a horrible video.

[Yount]

[Yount]

Ugh, no shit. That is exactly what I was thinking when I posted it as a horrible video.

Hagar DID NOT want comparisons and neither did the brothers. Shame on them all for doing this gig. What the fuck were they thinking?????

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