What's the Worst Music Video You Have Ever Seen?

[Mezro]

Hey T-Ball,

Go for Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" or Taco's "Puttin' On the Ritz."

Mezro...when you watch thoughts of drinking Draino will take hold...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Mezro
Hey T-Ball,

Go for Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" or Taco's "Puttin' On the Ritz."

Mezro...when you watch thoughts of drinking Draino will take hold...

Don't forget "I Always Feel Like Someone's watching Me" by...by...uh...

WHO THE FUC...
rOCKWELL. GOT IT.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by academic punk
Don't forget "I Always Feel Like Someone's watching Me" by...by...uh...

WHO THE FUC...
rOCKWELL. GOT IT.

That is right!

Mezro...the child molester sings background vocals on that track...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Mezro
That is right!

Mezro...the child molester sings background vocals on that track...

Yeah, you know Rockwell is Webster's uncle, right? That's how it happened. MJ wanted to meet Webby so bad that Rockwell's manager happened to be his brother (Emmanuel Lewis's father), and said if you want to have my young son Emmanual play with you then you have to contribute the chorus vocals to this song.

MJ reallllly didn't like the song, and begged and tried to explain that Neverland was the best place in the world and that Emmanuel would love it there, but Emmanuel's father was steadfast.

Sure enough, MJ recorded the vocals and got his playdate with Webster. It was on that night, Emmanuel Lewis rode a giraffe for the first time, had his first taste of Jesus Juice, and had his oyung virgin buttocks sodomized like there was no tomorrow.

Just kidding. I made all that up.

[academic punk]

I THINK.

[fe_lung]

Originally posted by academic punk
Yeah, you know Rockwell is Webster's uncle, right? Just kidding. I made all that up.

Actually, he's (Motown Head) Barry Gordys' son (or something)

[academic punk]

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M PSYCHIC!!!!!!

WHY DO MY JOKES ALWAYS TURN INTO CRUEL REALITY??!!!!?

EMMANUEL, I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRY!!!!!

[tomballin]

Originally posted by Mezro
Hey T-Ball,

Go for Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" or Taco's "Puttin' On the Ritz."

Mezro...when you watch thoughts of drinking Draino will take hold...

Baaawaaa pure Mez, Asian's and juicy taco's always on the brain!

Excellent post, but sorry Mez both those vids fall in the gay ban catagory on this thread. Yes both are POS's however!

It is so funny these great POS vids being posted here. Baaawaaa
See everyone, our lives could be a hell of a lot worse, ROFLOL.

BTW Mez, still looking for your Kane Roberts vid. I don't think it's in circulation. But surely some wet chick has it posted on a website. My video search engine is just not picking it up.

Gee think that guy is really into roids and gym drugs? At least he's honest about it however.

[ALMOSTsaved]

Rock & Roll Crazy Nights by Loudness.

M-Z-A!

What the fuck does that MEAN?

[tomballin]

Originally posted by academic punk
Don't forget "I Always Feel Like Someone's watching Me" by...by...uh...

WHO THE FUC...
rOCKWELL. GOT IT.

Sorry, that one's on the thread's gay ban list also, chief.

[tomballin]

Originally posted by academic punk
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M PSYCHIC!!!!!!

WHY DO MY JOKES ALWAYS TURN INTO CRUEL REALITY??!!!!?

EMMANUEL, I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRY!!!!!

Because Cruel reality is the joke AP.

[guwapo_rocker]

Van Hagars Why Can't This Be Love before it got pulled because Hagar is off key the whole song!!

[tomballin]

Ok, here’s the hands down winner, imo, for the worst album and music video ever made, and will ever be made, in this history of the planet.

Pat Boone
….(Big time Gospel singer and religious flake)

Album: In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy – 1997

Review: The Lord calls down to Pat and tell's him to make the biggest ass of himself possible by doing a Metal cover album. Boone delivers and releases No More Mr. Nice Guy, a collection of heavy metal covers revamped into the popular mold to fit the Pat Boone style.

To promote the album, he appeared at the American Music Awards in black leather, shocking audiences and losing his respectability among his largest constituency, conservative Christians; he was fired from Gospel America, a TV show on the Trinity Broadcasting Network.

Question, how did Boone get copyright releases from the artists to totally butcher their material including Van Halen?


Audio clips of this music history masterpiece:
Left Click to Hear/View – Right Click to Download
Requires Windows Media Player, and some serious influences

1. You've Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest

2. Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple

3. It's a Long Way to the Top - AC/DC

4. Panama - Van Halen

5. No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

6. Love Hurts - Nazareth

7. Enter Sandman – Metallica

8. Holy Diver – Dio

9. Paradise City - G & R

10. Wind Cries - Jimi Hendrix

11. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne

]12. Stairway to Heaven -Led Zeppelin

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Video - Crazy Train, by Pat Boone

A don’t miss video. Currently look for the vid to post. I mean, this POS is the worse, but I'm having trouble finding it. May also be taken out of circulation, when Boone scrambled to save his white Christian ass after making his music history Metal gem.

[guwapo_rocker]

Oops!!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Breaking The Law and Hot Rockin' by Priest are pretty poor videos.