The stupidest stage names in rock?!

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  • Mr Badguy
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    • Jan 2004
    • 3565

    The stupidest stage names in rock?!

    Joey Tempest, Zakk Wylde, Thunderstick, Sammy Hagar!

    Who`s got the crappiest name ever?
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  • Big Fat Sammy
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    • Feb 2005
    • 1738

    #2
    Rikki Rocket!

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    • Big Fat Sammy
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      • Feb 2005
      • 1738

      #3
      50 Cent!

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      • hard rock
        Head Fluffer
        • Oct 2004
        • 357

        #4
        Eminem

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        • Big Fat Sammy
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          • Feb 2005
          • 1738

          #5
          ...lets just say everyone in hip-hop!

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          • 75 cent
            Banned
            • Mar 2005
            • 30

            #6
            Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
            50 Cent!
            Shiiiiiiit!! That's my brudda aheeeeght?

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            • Big Fat Sammy
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              • Feb 2005
              • 1738

              #7

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              • bueno bob
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                • Jul 2004
                • 22951

                #8
                Randy Rampage, original vocalist for Annihilator.

                Fuck, NOT ONLY did he look gay...NOT ONLY could he not sing for a shit...BUT he thought "Randy Rampage" was a grate stage name.

                What a fucking tool.

                On a lesser note, Michael Angelo, guitarist of shit-band Nitro...what a fucking brilliant idea THAT was
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59610

                  #9
                  Mick Mars. Everything about the guy sucks, his stage name even more so.

                  I mean it's not like "Bob Deal" is hard to spell or anything. And he could have went with his first name and middle name like Vince & Tommy did.

                  Come to think of it, "Nikki Sixx" is a pretty stupid name too
                  Eat Us And Smile

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                  • Mr Badguy
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3565

                    #10
                    David "Death dealer" Shankle from Manowar.

                    Aren`t nicknames (however ludicrous) supposed to have more of a ring to them than your real name (however ludicrous)?
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                    • FORD
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59610

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bueno bob
                      Randy Rampage, original vocalist for Annihilator.

                      Fuck, NOT ONLY did he look gay...NOT ONLY could he not sing for a shit...BUT he thought "Randy Rampage" was a grate stage name.

                      Is that the same Randy Rampage who was the original bass player for DOA?
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • Mezro
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                        • May 2004
                        • 4154

                        #12
                        Kip Winger

                        Mezro...if that is not a stage name he should pummel his parents...
                        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                        • Mr Badguy
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3565

                          #13
                          How `bout these:

                          Jack Russell (Great white)

                          Taime Downe (Faster pussycat)

                          Midnight (Crimson glory)
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                          • DLR7884
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 5895

                            #14
                            W. Axl Rose.

                            W.A.R.

                            It's G.A.Y.

                            DLR7884
                            What's wrong with William Bailey?
                            Originally Posted by WARF:
                            DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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                            • sammysucks65
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                              • May 2005
                              • 471

                              #15
                              hey axls cool name haha william is better bill even better...

                              gay name for a band
                              GWAR

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