The stupidest stage names in rock?!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by FORD
Is that the same Randy Rampage who was the original bass player for DOA?

I have no idea, honestly...

[Northern Girl]

Meatloaf

[bueno bob]

Another assorted grate names can be found in black metal circles...

For example, check out these lovelies...

01 - "Euronymous"
02 - "Count Grishnackh"
03 - "Dead" (now conveniently living up to his stage name by BEING dead);
04 - "Samoth"
05 - "Ihsahn"
06 - "Hellhammer"
07 - "Goat"
08 - "King Ov Hell"
09 - "Tormentor"
10 - "Grim"
11 - "Zephyrous"
12 - "Nocturno Culto"

(seriously, I'm not making the shit up...)

13 - "Kanwulf"
14 - "Wortherax"
15 - "Vrolok"
16 - "Sataroth"
17 - "Vorphalak"
18 - "Xytraguptor" (Probably the gratest black metal stage name ever)
19 - "Necrobutcher"
20 - "Blasphemer"

And, of course, the list goes on of the drummers who perform "Rapid blasts of Hellfire on Metallic Coffins of Death"...

[Roguesgirl]

Isn't there a band called "Suffocate Faster"?

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by FORD
Mick Mars. Everything about the guy sucks, his stage name even more so.

I mean it's not like "Bob Deal" is hard to spell or anything. And he could have went with his first name and middle name like Vince & Tommy did.

Come to think of it, "Nikki Sixx" is a pretty stupid name too

Mick says his initials are B.A.D., who knows, that A could be Alfred or something equally geeky.

Nikki said something about the name being the first two digits of his license, N6.

[LadyTudor2711]

Adam Ant

LT

[superdave]

cool avatar Mr Bad Guy--are there any good stage names? to me they are all sorry

[superdave]

Jack Russell may be even sorrier than Sammy Hagar--he is extemely gay

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by superdave
cool avatar Mr Bad Guy--are there any good stage names? to me they are all sorry

One good one comes to mind.

Iggy Pop

[superdave]

I stand corrected Big Fat Sammy--Iggy rules, and actually Gene Simmons is better than Gene Klein

[Big Fat Sammy]

Iggy is the only frontman that is up there with Dave IMO

Saw him DESTROY a couple of years ago..and get banned from the venue...coolest shit I've ever witnessed.

[superdave]

Iggy might be the craziest motherfucker of all time-- he has not mellowed with age

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by superdave
I stand corrected Big Fat Sammy--Iggy rules, and actually Gene Simmons is better than Gene Klein

Gene Klein was a stage name itself. His real name is Chaim Witz.

[Anonymous]

No stage name could be more ridiculous than Fabio Lione's before he joined Rhapsody: Joe Terry.

Seriously!

Cheers! :bottle:

[nosuchluck]

Lord Worm


actually, thats pretty cool...he feeds live worms from a chalice to the crowd...
yummy