Rock N Roll Assholes/Musicians Who Need A Punch In The Face

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  • DavidLeeNatra
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10715

    #91
    Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
    Add Ronnie James Dio to the list, for thinkin he's bigger than Ozzy and bailing out of the 1992 sabbath support slot.

    Although Ozzy should be on there for all the shit that went on back stage at Download Festival this year
    ozzy really deserves to be there, too...and that makes me think about another thread..."Rock N Roll cunts"...oops...sharon is on the top of that list...
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    • Atomic_Rob
      Head Fluffer
      • Apr 2004
      • 462

      #92
      amen to that about Sharon.

      She needs to recieve a serious beating, hopefully delivered by Tony, Bill, Geezer and Ozzy, film it, then put it as an easter egg on a Black Sabbath live DVD from the 2006 world tour to support there new album
      Diamond Dave Is Van Halen. 'Nuff Said

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      • Sarge
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Feb 2003
        • 5423

        #93
        8 Musicians Who Need A Punch in the FACE!




        Sammy Hagar will always be Number 1 on my list
        Number 2 has to be Al Rose followed by Scott Weiland.
        All that talk about kicking each other's asses... but Axl and Weiland were too huge pussies that couldn't make it happen!
        Fuck them!
        Breasts,
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        • indeedido
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 2293

          #94
          I've wanted to punch axle for well over a decade. He couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag. Remember when he wanted to fight bob guccione jr and wrote him the song "get in the ring". Puh-lease
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          • binnie
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2006
            • 19145

            #95
            Jon Bon Jovi would be on that list.

            I don't think I'd ever get tired of punching Sting.
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            • Vinnie Velvet
              Full Member Status

              • Feb 2004
              • 4584

              #96
              MY list:

              1. Sammy Hagar (we all know why -- too many reasons to mention)
              2. Axl Rose
              3. Tom Scholz (for fucking up Boston)
              4. Sting (for being a fucking ass)
              5. Michael Anthony (yeah, that's right, Mike. For being Sam's bum chum and whining like a little bitch over being kicked out of VH --- did I also say because of him being a side-man as well?)
              6. Gene Simmons (too many reasons --- dude needs his fucking ass kicked).
              7. Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer (for dressing up as Ace and Peter and looking like a couple of douchebags).
              8. Amy Whinehouse (god, she just needs to be taken off this earth!)
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              • Sarge
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Feb 2003
                • 5423

                #97
                What about Steve Perry for fucking up Journey?
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                • Vinnie Velvet
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4584

                  #98
                  Originally posted by Sarge
                  What about Steve Perry for fucking up Journey?
                  Ah yes,

                  Forgot about that one.

                  He deserves more than I punch in the face though.
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                  • WACF
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2920

                    #99
                    I'll put Eddie on the list before Sammy.

                    I blame Eddie...he chose Sammy(although Montrose was decent)...he then chose to treat fans like fools.

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                    • BITEYOASS
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6530

                      I bet if you punch Amy Winehouse in the fach, she'll start to disintigrate like those fighting skeletons from that movie "The Mummy"

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                      • BITEYOASS
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6530

                        Let's not forget that cunt who shares needles with Amy that they talk about so fuckin much in music magazines on both sides of the Atlantic, PETE "wish he would die already" DOHERTY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


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                        • Blaze
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2009
                          • 4371


                          Modded replies.... Snickers!

                          Waiting......
                          Sounds like a piss platform for a Buckethead(aka Buckwheat) bitchfest.....

                          What no "Beat Michael Jackson to a bloody pulp"????



                          Thanks for the Sting foto tho ->lust



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                          • Jack68
                            Commando
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 1032

                            I always thought Roger Waters deserved a punch in the face for fucking up floyd and thinking he was the band.Now with Rick Wright gone thats over.Honorable mention to Pete Townshend whom i love also for being too much of a pussy to try and make new music between 82 and 2002 when Entwistle was alive.I give Sting a pass because he did get the band back for that awesome tour last year.John Mayer just because..
                            "Avant Garde is French for bullshit.”

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                            • Terry
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11962

                              Let's see:

                              1. Sammy Hagar (just on principle...probably multiple punches to the gut...each punch followed up by asking "WHO sold more records with Van Halen? Hagar or Roth?!" even if he answered correctly, I'd keep punching anyway)

                              2. Bret Michaels: sock him in the face with a shovel so fucking hard all the botox and face-lifts won't put him back together again

                              3. Eddie Van Halen: for wasting so much time and talent for far too many years. granted, he'd be so shitfaced he wouldn't feel it or remember it when he came to after passing out, but then I could nick his old gear after I KO'd him (if he doesn't want to use those classic axes and amps, fuck him)

                              4. Nikki Sixx: bitch-slap him until he promises to stop talking about how he was such a bad-ass junkie in the 1980s, as if being a retard gives him more street-cred.

                              5. Robert Plant: one sock right in the nose for being a cunt and not touring with the remnants of Zeppelin. Hey, personally, I could give a fuck if they get back together or not, but am sure more than a few people would applaud me for that one.

                              6. Gene Simmons: for being a greedy, ungrateful twat.

                              7. Madonna: one slap across the kisser for her inability to keep those skanky granny legs shut during photo ops and act her age.

                              8. Michael Jackson: for being a pedophile.
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                              • Mr. Vengeance
                                Full Member Status

                                • Nov 2004
                                • 4148

                                I agree with Bono. hate U2. Hate Bono and his fucking self-rightious raps about everything under the sun. STFU asshole!
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